Tamasha la jinsia 2011, linaendelea katika viwanja vya Mabibo, ila kubwa linalo nishtua ni hili kundi la mashoga, ambao wako hapa, nao wanataka watambuliwe na wapewe haki za msingi..
Wameitaka...
Mfano mzuri kwa Tanzania yetu. Viongozi mafisadi inajenga Taifa la mafisadi. Tumefikia pahali hata tunapodai haki zetu mpaka tufanye ufisadi ndio tuzipate na tunaona ni sawa tu.
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Siku moja niko na rafiki yangu tunasafiri mjini Kampala mara tukafika kituo cha kushuka tukashuka na kumpa konda pesa akawa ana chenji yakuturudishia akatwambia.. K.u.ma hao..dah nikasema what...
NATAMANI AWE WANGU PEKE YANGU WA KUFA NA KUZIKANA CKU ANANIVIKA SHELA ...............NITAJIONA MWENYE FURAHA SANA HAPA DUNIANI.............lkn mmmmmmmmmh!
Hii Ilishawahi kuwekwa kupostiwa hapa, ila imenifurahisha na nimeamua kuirudisha tena ...
Men NEVER listen
A man and his wife receive a letter from their daughter who went to study overseas...
THE RECOMMENDATION
One day, an employee requests for a recommendation letter from his boss and his boss writes in lines as follows
1 Ema Kunya, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2 hard...
Salma na Ali ni wapenzi wa muda wa miaka 2 sasa.
Ali alikaa kijiweni na kusikia habari juu ya utamu wa kumuingilia mwanamke kinyume na maumbile na kuambiwa hataweza kukuacha tena. Kwa kuwa Ali...
Baada ya tarehe 2 oktoba 2011 wananchi wa Igunga kupiga kura za kumchagua Mbunge wao. Kuanzia tarehe 3 oktoba 2011, vichwa mbali mbali vya habari vya magazeti vitakuwa hivi :
CHADEMA yapigishwa...
Leo asubuhi gari la mgombea ubunge kupitia CUF limegongana na pikipiki na gari kuharibika vibaya,cha kushangaza pikipiki haijaharibika hata kidogo na mwendesha pikipiki pia yuko salama...
A man went to an hospital for HIV test on Friday and was told to come back for the result on Monday. While in church on Sunday the pastor raised his hands & declared over the congregation that...
Kwanza napenda kumshukuru Mwenyezi Mungu kuniweka mpka leo hii na kutimiza umri nilioufikia,wapo wengi wao hawajafikia umri wangu,Pili nawashukuru wazazi wangu kwa kunilea,kunisomesha na kufikia...
bibi kizee baada ya kupiga kura igunga alikua anahojiana na mtangazaji mmoja.
mtangazaji akamuulia;hali ya uchaguzi unaionaje?
bibi akajibu;nimewapigia vidole vili.akimanisha chadema...
Michango au ushuru wa bima ya afya tunayochangia au kukatwa kwenye mishahara yetu sisi watumishi wa serikali, inaweza kutumika kuwatibu walala hoi ili wasitozwe chochote wanapohudhuria medical...
jamaa mmja alkwa ametoka morogoro kijijin alpofka dar aliingia kwenye bar moja na kuagzia soda mhudum akamletea soda ya bardi alpomuuliza mhudum mbna soda ya bard akaambiwa ilikuwa kweny frij tang...
1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
3. Going to a mosque doesn't make you a Muslim any more than going to a garage makes...
In the word there is a man and a woman,
If ur a woman ur safe,but a man has to choose whether to be a civilian or a military one,
If u choose to be civilian ur safe, but military one to go for a...
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