JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Kwa wale wenzetu wa ukanda wa pwani;eti ni kweli kwamba popobawa huwa hataki watu wanaolala uchi wa mnyama na badala yake anapenda wale wanaolala wakiwa wamejijaladia kwa mavazi mengi kama vipande...
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Kuna baadhi ya topics hapa kwa jokes zimewahi kukupa raha.naonelea badala ya kuzi repost nianzishe hii thread ili kujikumbusha na kuwapongeza waliochangia.mimi binafsi huwa kila nikisoma hii...
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Nilipokuwa nasoma O-level kule Njoss tulikuwa na tabia ya kumcheka yeyote aliyekosea kutamka neno na tulikuwa tunasema AMECHOMA. Nikiwa kidato cha tatu mwl wangu wa darasa aliingia darasan asbh na...
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...she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
...she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
...she thought General Motors was in the army.
...she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice...
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he! he!*he! he!*he! he! hi! hi!*hi! hi!*hi! hi! ho! ho!*ho! ho!*ho! ho! hu!*hu!*hu!*hu!*hu!
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Jamaa mmoja baada ya kuhangaika sana na kabinti fulani hatimaye akakapata na kukachapa nao. Alifurahi sana baada ya kumkuta binti yule bado alikuwa bikila. Akakaa kando ya kitanda na kumsifia kwa...
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KIMSINGI, huu si utani na imetokea bahati mbaya tu kwamba nilipotea njia nikajikuta humu! Nimetafuta japo upenyo wa kutokea, nimeshindwa kuuona na hivyo nimeonelea niyaeleze humu humu! POINT OF...
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SIDO Makao Makuu imeondokewa na Mhasibu wake Bw. Peter Mkilania, aliyefariki dunia ghafla jana usiku. Peter alikuwa mzima, na alifanya kazi zake kama kawaida, ila ghafla alifikwa na mauti akiwa...
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Siku hiz kila demu ye na carolight hv amjui izo carolight zna madhara kwny body cell zenu kwann uclizike na uweusi uliopewaa,uweupe hauna dili demu hapendwi uweupe...carolight zna harufu mbyaa bt...
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Pencil: I'm sorry....
Eraser:
For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
Pencil:
You always get hurt because of me. Whenever I made a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you...
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The man comes
back and goes to the
casino. He wins money.
As he exits the casino, he sees a
long line of Taxi drivers.. and at
the end is his enemy from two
years ago.
Seeing this, the man...
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Ati weweni mweusi mpaka ukisimama karibu na makaa customer anasema
> "nifungie hiyo kubwa"
>
> -Ati damme yako alikuwa na kichwa kubwa mpaka alipokufa jeneza ilikuwa
> na shape ya lollipop
>
>...
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Ile mamayeyo inanitaka,ngoja niende na sime yangu akinipa tu nakata naenda kula na familia yangu sababu yeye anausa.
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Nimekuwa nikifatilia hv ni kwanini wanaume wanaenda kununua penzi kwa wanawake?nilowauliza 50% wanadai ni wanataka kupunguza sparm zao, wengine wanadai kupata ratha tofauti,wengine kutotaka...
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Hi wana wa nchi...!!
Wanadamu upenda kusema kua, kama mtu hatumii pombe, avuti fegi, hapendi kwenda disco basi atakua mpenda ngono! Ili kwenu limekaaje? Mi binafsi situmii izo mambo, but demu...
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Wadau naomba mnisaidie maana ya jina JEMBE ..maana kuna kisa kimetokea juzi na nashindwa kupata jibu.
Kisa kilikuwa hivi;
."aah usiniite JEMBE tena,mie sio jembe..JEMBE lina tobo na hutiwa...
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Four year old kid named Joe is in
the surgerys waiting room with
his mom when he sees a
pregnant lady sitting on a bench
on the opposite wall. Having
nothing better to do, Joe
saunters over...
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Kuanzia utotoni mpaka vyuoni na hatakweye magheto yetu ya uswazi haya maneno na vitendo ni common sana .
Je
umewahi kupiga au kupigwa chabo au umewahi kukwekwa exile na roomate ?
nini...
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Ile kashfa ya kutembea na nke wa ntu inayo nkabili kiongozi wa ccm jimboni igunga.
CCM inajaribu kuzimwa kiaina ili isisambae na na kufanya nchakato wa kuomba kura kuwa mgumu ccm...
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