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There is no arguing with cowboy logic. The Sierra Club and the US Forest Service were presenting an alternative to Wyoming ranchers for controlling the coyote population. It seems that after years...
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Eskimos use refrigerators to keep food FROM freezing. The sentence “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog”, uses every letter in the alphabet. Average life span of a major league baseball...
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Utasikia, tutawajengeeni daraja. Na maji tutaleta mkimchagua broker, sorry, dalali... (hata simba kulikuwa na dalali). Tuwekeeni ahadi na vioja vingine plz
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Baada ya kukaa nje ya JF kwa takriban miezi kadhaa, nimerejea leo.............. Pamoja daima
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Mbeya mjini na kata zake:- Foresti • Ghana • Iduda • Iganjo • Iganzo •Igawilo • Ilemi • Ilomba • Isanga • Isyesye •Itagano • Itende • Itezi • Itiji • Iwambi •Iyela...
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habari zenu wanaJF, Kwa wale tunaofuatilia matangazo ya kituo cha televishen EATV (channel 5) utangundua kuwa kituo kimepoteza ubora sababu nyimbo kila siku (kama kwa muda wa wiki 3) hizohizo na...
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A short thing,it gets longer as u hold it and pass btn woman's breast and enterz into a smal hole ..what z t?.. d answer is CAR'S SEAT BELT. 2. Boy:wat z dat u keep in ur mouth which z 6long and...
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karibu mezani, mende watamu wamekaangwa safi, kwa ugali wa Mwarobaini!
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Mpare bahili... Alinunua mbuzi!! Akamwambia mpishi,nyama nuthu ipike pilau na nyingine itie kwenye fritha!! Kichwa fanya thupu na miguu fanya mchudhi chuku chuku!! Ngodhi uthitupe tutafanya...
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kupandisha bei ya maziwa mtindi ukidai eti petrol imepanda bei
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Kuna jamaa alienda kwa mganga ili apewe ndumba kwa ajili ya kuwa tajiri. Akawa anafanya biashara ya kuuza ng'ombe kwa wachinjaji. Kumbe dawa aliyopewa aliambiwa awe anarusha hela njiani, yeyote...
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UNIVERSAL TRUTH : When girls wear tight fittings, Neither they are Comfortable Nor Boys are comfortable. !!..
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....um a pregnant woman!!...kavaa mwana kaka mmoja...na jinsi yake fresh yuko zake mitaa ya mwenge!! tusaidiane katika hili, sio kila mtumba unaokuja huku ni wa kununua tu,..nguo zingine zilikuwa...
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tumekuwa wa kusaidiwa kila siku lini Tanzania itajitegemea kweli inauma
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Wanawake hufikiria mambo kwa kufanya vitendo vya hisia,kwakuwa husukumwa na nguvu za asili zaidi. Wanawake wengi hawawezi kufikiria mambo kwa mantiki wanapokuwa katika shinikizo. Ndio maana kwa...
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TUMESHINDWA KUFIKIRI NA KUFIKIA HAPA?, HIVI kABLA YA YA MUUNGANO WA TAREHE 26 APRILI 1964; TANZANIA ILIKUWEPO? MBONA TUNAPOTOSHA KWA MAKUSUDI KABISA HISTORIA YA TAIFA LETU KWA JAMBO LILILO...
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Shule za kata bhanaa kuna mtoto alikuwa anachapwa na mwalimu wake, mwalimu alikuwa anamwambia SPEAK ENGLISH sasa akichapwa analia MAMA YANGU WEWE mwalimu akamchapa tena akamwambia Speak English...
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Watu sita wa familia moja wamenusurika kufa baada ya kunywa dawa inayodaiwa kuongeza ufahamu uko Pemba. Wamelazwa hospitali baada ya kuumwa na kuonekana kuwa ni sumu, imebidi watundukiwe drip. Je...
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Wadau Japo sina kawaida ya kufuatilia yasemwayo mitaani lakini hili naliona linafanana na ukweli kama si kukaribiana,hivyo nalisema hapa tuliangalie kama halilet hisia hizo na kama linaleta je ni...
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inaniboa watu wanatumia watu wengine kuelezea matatizo yao...ooh rafiki yangu ni "gasho" ...ooh rafiki yangu ana uume uliopinda...aaaargghh!!funguka tu kama ni ww...
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