JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Mtalii na mtafsiri wake hotelini
Mtalii: Do you have vegetables here.
Mtafsiri: Mnavyo vijimeza hapa.
Waiter: Vijimeza vidogo hatuna.
Mtafsiri: No sir, they don't have
Mtalii: OK, fine, do...
3 Reactions
19 Replies
3K Views
Inasemekana wabongo kwa upole na ukarimu ni nambari wani.cheki hii.
Eti m'bongo akifariki na kwenda mbinguni huwa hivi.
M'bongo: malaika,mimi ni wa motoni ama mbinguni?
Malaika: kaka,wewe ni...
0 Reactions
4 Replies
1K Views
Jana nilitoka Tanga nikachelewa kufika dar,home kinyerez ndani zaid nikaona nienda magomeni kagera karibu na Friends conner Hotel kuna mlolongo wa Nyumba za wageni.
Nikiwa ndani kwa kweli...
0 Reactions
44 Replies
9K Views
Mswahili mmoja mvivu sana alikwenda kwa kinyozi, alipokaa tu kwenye kiti kinyozi akamuuliza unataka kunyolewa ndevu au nywele? Mvivu akajibu ndevu, kinyozi akamwambia inua kichwa basi, jamaa...
0 Reactions
13 Replies
2K Views
Baada ya kuwapeleka wanaanga wake kwenye safari
za anga ya juu na wanaanga kutembea kwenye anga ya juu
kwa mafanikio, China imepiga hatua nyingine muhimu katika juhudi zake za kutafiti anga ya...
0 Reactions
12 Replies
2K Views
Tangu ushindi wa kishindo Igunga tumekuwa tukipokea salamu nyingi za pongezi kutoka pande zote za dunia. Hatuna cha kuwalipa ila tunasema asanteni sana na Mungu awabariki.
0 Reactions
10 Replies
1K Views
natamani sukari kilo 1 iwe 100,000
unga kilo 1 - 50,000
chumvi kilo 1 - 80,000
mafuta ya kupikia lita 1 - 200,000
bill za umeme na maji kwa mwezi ziwe 2,000,000 @
na vinginevyo hapo ndo...
1 Reactions
20 Replies
3K Views
Habari zenu wote kwa mpigo.
Nina vifaranga vya bundi 38.viko kwenye hali ya kutia hamu ya kununua.
Naviuza kwa bei nafuu.mwenye kuhitaji anitafute kwenye google.
0 Reactions
27 Replies
4K Views
Kijana mmoja miaka ya 90,alimbaka bibi yake mzaa baba.baba akachukia na kumpeleka mtoto mahakamani,cku ya kesi,jamaa akaulizwa na hakimu akakubali,kuwa ni kweli,lakini kwa nini baba yake kachukia...
0 Reactions
15 Replies
3K Views
Utafiti uliofanywa pamoja na
majaribio katika kinga mpya
umedhihirisha kuwa kinga hii
mpya imefanikiwa kukinga
tumbiri asiambukizwe virusi
vinavyosababisha ukimwi na
kutokana na hilo kutowa...
0 Reactions
15 Replies
4K Views
Utaumbuka, benki nyingi hazina vyoo vya wateja
0 Reactions
24 Replies
3K Views
A little girl complained to her father, "Daddy, I wish I had a little sister!"
Trying to be funny, her father joked, "But honey, you already have a sister!"
Confused, the toddler asked, "I do?"...
0 Reactions
12 Replies
2K Views
Morris needs a lawyer, so he grabs the yellow pages and picks out a law firm ---Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz & Schwartz.
He calls up and says, "Is Mr. Schwartz in?"
The man says, "No, he's out...
0 Reactions
5 Replies
1K Views
kuna jamaa mmoja alipata ajali akavunjika mkono mmoja baada yakuona maisha mgum akaamua kwenda kujiua,akapanda juu ili ajtupe chini akiwa juu gafla akamuona mtu chini akiwa amekatika mikono yote...
0 Reactions
10 Replies
2K Views
Barua ya kuomba kazi iliyovunja rekodi.
Angalia kiambatanisho
0 Reactions
5 Replies
6K Views
Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft
Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate was Urio,
Tanzanian living in USA .
Bill Gates...
0 Reactions
12 Replies
2K Views
There was a father who called his 5 small children together.
As they sat together in a circle on the floor the dad placed a toy in the middle.
He explained to them that he won this toy as a...
0 Reactions
0 Replies
760 Views
Asha Ngedere jamani ana vituko! Na vijana wa mtaani kwetu ndo wanazidi kuvipambisha moto vituko vya Asha Ngedere! Wasifu wa nje wa Asha Ngedere ni wa kufurahisha! Angalia miguu yake; full...
0 Reactions
15 Replies
6K Views