JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event. The man thought, "Great...he's 4 and I'm gonna have to...
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Asante baba wa mbinguni kwa kuifikisha hii siku tena .ni exactly tarehe kama ya leo jembe maganga mkweli alizaliwa shukrani kwa mama na baba mzazi walionileta duniani , much respect kwa all jf...
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Rajput wanted to have $ex with a girl in his office,
but she belonged to someone else...
One day, Rajput got so frustrated that he went up to
her and said, "I'll give you a R100 if you let me...
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jaman hawa wanawake wanatuibia kweli, kunajamaa alikua anafanya mpenzi na demu m1 basi yule mwanamke alivyokuwa analalamika ah , ah nakojoa basi yule jamaa akamtest kama kweli au anaibiwa basi...
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ku kata ka ka ku
ku ke ki ki ka ga
ga gi gu kaka ki
ki kuku kakaka
Hongera!Umemaliza kujifuza lugha za nyani njoo uchukua ndizi.
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Jamaa alioa binti mshamba ambaye alikuwa hajawahi kuuona u*me maisha yake yote.Siku ya kwanza kuuona u*me wa mumewe,yule binti akauliza hiyo ni nini?mume akajibu;huu ni u*me au m*oo na ninao mimi...
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1.Mtoto akililia wembe..ujue kakuwa. 2.Haba na haba... huleta mahaba. 3.Asiyefanya kazi...ale mavi. (Ongezea za kwako)
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Kudadadeki,wenga wa kutimua kiukweli sasa,amewarudisha tena mkiani. Teh tee e he.
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(Mtoto);Mama hivi kwanini huyu jirani yetu anatupatia misaada mingi sana? (Mama);Kama kila kitu ningemtegemea baba yako hata wewe usingezaliwa!
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Mtalii alimwuliza kijana mwenye boti,Do u know Biology, Psychology, Geography,
Geology and Criminology?Kijana mwenye boti akajibu NO.Mtalii akamwambia kijana,''What the hell u know on the face of...
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woman 1: how does your husband come on time.....
woman 2: i have made a rule, i told him, romance will start sharp at 9pm, with you or without you!!!
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Jamaa kakosea,baada ya msg kutuma kwa hawara katuma kwa mama mkwe! ilikuwa inasema,''Mi nakupenda nimevumilia nimeshindwa nimeona nikwambie ya moyoni,naomba tuwe wapenzi mke wangu hawezi...
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Giving up is not always shows that you weak.
Somtimez giving up it shows how strong you are that your able to give up,for thngs tht your sure it will hurt you a lot.
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Habari wana JF
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Lini mara ya mwisho ulicheza mziki kwa kujiachia na
kufurahia kabisa huo Musiki ulikua unacheza?? Haijalishi
ulikua wapi... Ilikua Chumbani kwako?? Sherehe?? Club??
Mtaani...
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habari zenu wana jamvi, hivi ni kweli JF kunapatikana wachumba wa kutosha? maana kila mara tunaona matangazo ya kutafuta wapenzi! japo wanapigwa majungu ya kutosha lakini nashangaa hawaachi!
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Jamani wana-JF hii ni TANZANIA AU TANZAGIZAAJALIFISADINIA?
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Naomba msaada, nina shida sana ya kusoma ile post ya kwenye jokes/utani inayohusu majina ya watu na sifa za wenye majina hayo ila sikumbuki title yake. msaada tafadhali.
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Little Johnny was playing in his room when his dad walked in and explained that he and his mom were getting a divorce.
"Why Daddy?" asked a confused Little Johnny.
"Well, son" he...
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Ni sehem gani LAINI katika mwili wa BINADAM ambayo imezungukwa na NYWELE na ina UNYEVUNYEVU na ikikerwa sana hutoa MAJI. Acheni kufikiria ujinga nyinyi.....
JIBU NI ------------->>
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