A Wise kid... Heheheee. (Kumjibu huwezi)


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Four year old kid named Joe is in
the surgery’s waiting room with
his mom when he sees a
pregnant lady sitting on a bench
on the opposite wall. Having
nothing better to do, Joe
saunters over to her and with
wide eyes full of curiosity and
asks “Why is your stomach so
big?”
The lady calmly replies with a
smile, “Because I’m having a
baby.” With eyes as large as
saucers, Joe asks, “Is the baby in
your tummy?”
“She sure is,” replies the lady
charmed by the little kid’s
innocent question.
“Is it a good baby,” asks Joe with
a puzzled look on his face.
“Oh, yes. I’m sure it’s a really
good baby,” says the lady with
good humor thinking how
incredibly cute the little kid is and
looking forward to what he
might say next…
At this point much to her
surprise, with an even more
surprised and shocked look than
before, Joe asks, “Then why did
you eat her?”
 
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Hahahahaha!... Ya ukweli sana!.. Amwambie njaa ilimzidia.... Nimecheka sana!
 
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Ahahahahaaah!!!
 
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Anauliza seriously na wala hatanii.
 
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Hahahahahahahahaha! Nimecheka kwa maikrofoni.
 
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ndo watoto hao nahisi alitamani ampige konzi
 
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Kwa kwa kwa kwaaah!umetisha mkuu.100%.
 
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heheheee. Huyu dogo kumjibu taabu tu. Thanx wakuu, nawatakia weekend njemaaaa! :)
 
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Hakuna haja ya kudanganya. Angemweleza ukweli.
 
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Curious Joe umetisha, bila shaka yule dogo wa dark in here ni kaka yako hahahahaha
 
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Hii hapa kwa hisani ya mkuu BushBaby


A woman takes a lover home

during the day while her husband is at work.

Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly,

sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.

The woman's husband also comes home.

She puts her lover in the closet,

not realizing that the little boy

is in there already.

The little boy says, "Dark in here."

The man says, "Yes, it is."

Boy: "I have a baseball."

Man: "That's nice"

Boy: "Want to buy it?"

Man: "No, thanks."

Boy: "My Dad's out side."

Man: "OK, how much?"

Boy: "$250"

In the next few weeks,

it happens again that

the boy and the lover

are in the closet together.

Boy: "Dark in here."

Man: "Yes, it is."

Boy: "I have a baseball glove."

The lover, remembering the last time,

asks the boy, "How much?"

Boy: "$750"

Man: "Sold."

A few days later, the Dad says to the boy,

"Grab your glove,

let's go outside and

have a game of catch."

The boy says,

"I can't,

I sold my baseball and my glove."

The Dad asks,

"How much did you sell them for?"

Boy: "$1,000"

The Dad says,

"That's terrible to over charge your friends like that...

that is way more than those two things cost.

I'm taking you to church, to confession."

They go to the church

and the Dad makes the little boy

sit in the confessional booth

and closes the door.

The boy says,

"Dark in here."

The priest says,

"Don't start that shit again;

you're in my closet now."
 
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Hii hapa kwa hisani ya mkuu BushBaby<br />
<br />
<br />
A woman takes a lover home<br />
<br />
during the day while her husband is at work.<br />
<br />
Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly,<br />
<br />
sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.<br />
<br />
The woman's husband also comes home.<br />
<br />
She puts her lover in the closet,<br />
<br />
not realizing that the little boy<br />
<br />
is in there already.<br />
<br />
The little boy says, &quot;Dark in here.&quot;<br />
<br />
The man says, &quot;Yes, it is.&quot;<br />
<br />
Boy: &quot;I have a baseball.&quot;<br />
<br />
Man: &quot;That's nice&quot;<br />
<br />
Boy: &quot;Want to buy it?&quot;<br />
<br />
Man: &quot;No, thanks.&quot;<br />
<br />
Boy: &quot;My Dad's out side.&quot;<br />
<br />
Man: &quot;OK, how much?&quot;<br />
<br />
Boy: &quot;$250&quot;<br />
<br />
In the next few weeks,<br />
<br />
it happens again that<br />
<br />
the boy and the lover<br />
<br />
are in the closet together.<br />
<br />
Boy: &quot;Dark in here.&quot;<br />
<br />
Man: &quot;Yes, it is.&quot;<br />
<br />
Boy: &quot;I have a baseball glove.&quot;<br />
<br />
The lover, remembering the last time,<br />
<br />
asks the boy, &quot;How much?&quot;<br />
<br />
Boy: &quot;$750&quot;<br />
<br />
Man: &quot;Sold.&quot;<br />
<br />
A few days later, the Dad says to the boy,<br />
<br />
&quot;Grab your glove,<br />
<br />
let's go outside and<br />
<br />
have a game of catch.&quot;<br />
<br />
The boy says,<br />
<br />
&quot;I can't,<br />
<br />
I sold my baseball and my glove.&quot;<br />
<br />
The Dad asks,<br />
<br />
&quot;How much did you sell them for?&quot;<br />
<br />
Boy: &quot;$1,000&quot;<br />
<br />
The Dad says,<br />
<br />
&quot;That's terrible to over charge your friends like that...<br />
<br />
that is way more than those two things cost.<br />
<br />
I'm taking you to church, to confession.&quot;<br />
<br />
They go to the church<br />
<br />
and the Dad makes the little boy<br />
<br />
sit in the confessional booth<br />
<br />
and closes the door.<br />
<br />
The boy says,<br />
<br />
&quot;Dark in here.&quot;<br />
<br />
The priest says,<br />
<br />
&quot;Don't start that shit again;<br />
<br />
you're in my closet now.&quot;
hii noma
 
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teheeeee.. sioni kama anachomoka mama mjamzito

sijui ampange vp dogo Joe aridhike hapo?
 
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Four year old kid named Joe is in<br />
the surgery’s waiting room with<br />
his mom when he sees a<br />
pregnant lady sitting on a bench<br />
on the opposite wall. Having<br />
nothing better to do, Joe<br />
saunters over to her and with<br />
wide eyes full of curiosity and<br />
asks “Why is your stomach so<br />
big?”<br />
The lady calmly replies with a<br />
smile, “Because I’m having a<br />
baby.” With eyes as large as<br />
saucers, Joe asks, “Is the baby in<br />
your tummy?”<br />
“She sure is,” replies the lady<br />
charmed by the little kid’s<br />
innocent question.<br />
“Is it a good baby,” asks Joe with<br />
a puzzled look on his face.<br />
“Oh, yes. I’m sure it’s a really<br />
good baby,” says the lady with<br />
good humor thinking how<br />
incredibly cute the little kid is and<br />
looking forward to what he<br />
might say next…<br />
At this point much to her<br />
surprise, with an even more<br />
surprised and shocked look than<br />
before, Joe asks, “Then why did<br />
you eat her?”
<br />
<br />
ah hah.! Ha! Hah.! Sipati picha swali lingelofuatia
 

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