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Chinese couple in Dar es salaam gave birth to a black baby n the Husband asked the wife....''chu why baby black''? She replied, ''we live in Tanzania, no electricity, me hot, u hot, sexy...
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A new pastor was visiting the homes of his congregation.At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.Therefore, he took out...
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Mimi ni mmojawapo kati ya mashabiki wengi wa ms humu jamvini! Jamaa anapokosekana humu ndani jamvi huwa linapooza sana! Naamini kuna watu wengi huwa wanamtusi sana humu ndani lakini mioyoni mwao...
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Why is it that most successfull women are not married?.
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Jamani bumu, jamani bumu hvi kwanini nilikujua?cheki sasa umenikimbia nimebaki mpweke.tangu tuachane kitu pesa imekua msamiati kwangu.nimekuwa mwenye huzuni siku zote na wala nyumbani...
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Natafuta mchumba sipati nitumie mbinu gani niweze kupata?
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1) Jana asubuhi nilipata taarifa ya msiba wa mmoja wa madereva wetu hapa ofisini, ndo tunajianadaa kumpeleka kwao miono leo kwenda kuzika saa 10 jioni 2) Jana kwenye majira ya saa 5:30 ucku...
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Leo nimepata huu ujumbe(plz nisaidie kama unaweza, then issue ikitiki. mi ntakutoa ) kama private message heading na body viko sawa Nahisi hili ni bomu.
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Leo nilikuwa ninaandika sms kwenda kwa shemeji yangu! Niliandika neno chumvi simu ikarekebisha ikapendekeza chumvini Nikaamua kumtext rafiki yangu MTM kumpa pole ya kichapo cha Totenham Dear...
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This guy is sitting in a bar drunk. He asks the bartender, "Where's the bathroom?" The bartender says, "Go down the hall and make a right." The drunk staggers off to the bathroom and a short while...
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Jamaa alikuwa anamdai mshkaji wake, cku ya kulipa ilivyofika jamaa akawa anamkimbia mdeni! Ikaenda hivyo kama mwezi jamaa anazingua kuonekana haonekani! Siku moja kama zali jamaa kakaa sehem...
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Mama na wakubwa zangu walinisimulia enzi hizo nikiwa mdogo nilivokuwa nageuza misamiati;- DOGORO- GODORO SEMPELI- PENSELI GLOO- DROO PICHES- CHIPS PUCHI- CHUPI SHAMOO- SHIKAMOO...
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Kuna jamaa m1 hv jogoo wake alikuwa hasimamì akaamua kwenda mganga.,bac baada ya kumuelezea shda zake mganga..mganga akaamua kumpa CD akamwambia chukua hii CD Ukaiskze,.bac yule jamaa akaenda...
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A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s key in the door. "Stay where you are," she said. "He’s so drunk he won’t even notice you’re in bed with me." Sure enough, the...
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Ni mwaka mmoja kasoro wiki tangia nimejiunga na JF............................na nimeona ni vyema niwatonye wanajamvi tu ya kuwa sikutegemea baada ya uchaguzi wenye vioja 2010 bado ningelikuwa...
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Wana jf wanzangu naomba mnisaidie, nataka kubadilisha username nifanyaje..? mbaya zaidi natumia cm. naomba mnielekeze jins ya kufanya.
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I know 3 facts about you, 1. U cant say M without your lips touching 2. You are tryng it now and u look lyk an idiot 3. You are now smiling
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1. A vain person: One who loves the smell of his own farts. 2. An amiable person: One who loves the smell of other peoples farts. 3. A proud person: One who thinks his own farts are...
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A little old lady walked into the main branch of the Tandale Bank holding a large paper bag in her hand. She told the young man at the window that she wished to take the 3 million dollars that she...
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The trouser suit may be the uniform of choice for the power-dressing career woman. But she’d be better off in a skirt, if the latest research is to be believed. Skirts give a better first...
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