JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Sheikh Yahya Hussein kanitokea usiku.
Nimeongea naye mambo mengi sana.
Nimemuuliza kati ya Man na Barca nani
ataibuka mshindi?
Kaniambia Mtibwa lazima ishinde.
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eti jamani nyumba standard ya vyumba vinne,sebule na jiko kuzungusha linta itanicosts shilingi ngapi???niko mbali na nahisi napigwa vibomu lol..
again,kutoka kwenye msingi hadi kwenye linta nyumba...
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Wana jamvi,
Tumpongeze mtoto wa mkulima kwa kuwasaidia wananchi wa Kigamboni kwa kuwaanzishia MKULIMA VOCATIONAL TRAINING CENTRE ambacho kinatoa vyeti ya driving na ufundi mechanic,Hongera mtoto...
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Wavuta bangi wawili walikaa wakiangalia jengo refu Dar, mmoja akamuuliza mwenzake, hivi ukiruka kutoka juu mpaka chini utachukua siku ngapi? mwenzake akamjibu kuwa ni siku 3. akauliza, oya ukifika...
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kama kuna mtu ana ma ishu aka ma dude aka feki aka cd!ani pm bac au co?tutoane thc z lyf bhana
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Imegundulia kuwa kuna namna maalum ya kuwasaidia akina dada kuondoa upweke, please angalia hapa chini then unaweza kuni PM ili nikupatie bidhaa hizi kama wewe ni mdada na pia ni mpweke ...
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Wabongo kweli ni noma...check huyu mshkaji alivyokomaa kwenye interview:
5000 candidates assembled in a large room for an interview
Interviewer: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know...
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Bar moja mtaa mmoja karibu na makazi ya watu siku moja mwanamke mmoja alikua anakimbizwa na mumewe. Ishu ilikua ugomvi wao, mwelekeo ulikua karibu kbs na meza ya wanywaji fulani.
Yule mama huku...
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Jamani, nyie mmebadili au bado liko la Honey?
Marriage historical trends:
A newly married husband saved his wife's number on his mobile as "Honey My life"
After one year of marriage...
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1. Je wajua kuwa kunguru na njiwa ndio ndege pekee wanao2mia mchanga kwa kuoga.
2. Je wajua kuwa treni/gari moshi ndio chombo kinachodumu muda mrefu? Lakn kilitengenezwa kwa mfano wa nyoka...
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Jamaa mmoja alioa mwanamke aliyekwisha kuolewa na kuachika na wanaume wawili.Cha ajabu huyu mwanamke alikuwa bikra bado.Jamaa akaamua kumuulizia,imekuwaje aolewe na kuachika mara mbili na bado ana...
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1. At least one of the identical twins is born
evil.
2. If u decide to defuse a bomb, dont worry
which wire to cut, youll always choose the
right one !!
3. When you switch off light and go...
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Leo ni siku ya wanyama duniani! Kama tungeubwa wanyama ungependa kua mnyama gn? Na kwanini?
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Hivi majuzi nilipata Admission kwenye chuo kimoja hapa Bongo kwa ajili ya kwenda kusoma masters.Sasa kama kawaida nikarudi kwa wadau wangu kwamba nipeni tafu kidogo niende shule ikawa hivi...
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Baada ya mazoezi mengi na mifano mingi, akakutana nayo hii hesabu jana kwenye pepa ya form 4, dah nikachanganyikiwa sijui kama atafaulu...kweli "Mathematics ni janga la kitaifa"
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lazima awe mdogo mdogo hivi....
mume upishane nae umri(awe mkubwa)...
nini logic behind ?lol
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BAHILI;Ndizi moja sh.ngapi? MUUZAJI;Ndizi moja sh.100. BAHILI;Nipe kwa sh.60. MUUZAJI;Kwa sh.60 utapata maganda tu. BAHILI;Shika hii sh.40,nipe ndizi,hayo maganda ya sh.60 yatoe siyataki!
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After 10 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer. No salaries increase, No any recommendation and that the company is not doing anything about it. So...
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