...she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. ...she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. ...she thought General Motors was in the army. ...she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "concentrate." ...she studied for a blood test. ...she sold the car for gas money! ...when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. ...when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home. ...if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.