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Mmasai mmoja alikuwa anasafiri kutoka umasaini kuja dar.Katika moja ya matayarisho yake ya safari akaamua kununua angalau chupi.Siku ya siku akapanda zake basi kuja dar. Akiwa ndani ya basi...
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Siku moja Mzee Temba alikwenda kumtembelea Mzee Masawe nyumbani kwake. Katika mazungumzo yao Mzee Temba alimshangaa sana Mzee Masawe alipomwona kijana wa kiume wa Mzee Masawe wa miaka kama 30...
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Wajamaa walipoa chimbo flani wakichoma weed, baada ya kupushi kwa muda hivi waliishiwa kiberiti, ikabidi wamtume mmoja wao aende akaazime. Jamaa baada ya kuzunguka kidogo aliwakuta jamaa wamesizi...
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Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and said, "Well Bill, I'm really confused on this one. It's a tough decision; I'm not sure...
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Ndugu mwanajamii mimi binafsi nimeifahamu jf kupitia kwa rafiki yangu mwakajana kipindi cha campeni akanitonya magamba walivyokuwa wakijipanga kuchakachua kura, niliifuatiria sana tangia hapo...
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Katelelo...miaka ile mi nasoma msingi kuna hadith moja ilikua ina kichwa cha habari SIKU WA GULIO KATELELO. nlikua naipenda sana. Nani anaweza kunisaidia ntapata wapi kile kitabu?
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jamaa kamtumia msela wake msg inayosema hivi:Niko na mchina hapa anabisha eti Tz hamna nyani hebu tuma picha yako ndio ataamini kwel Tz kuna nyani!!
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Bw Rajabu ni kada mzuri wa CCM hapa Igunga, anajihusisha na huduma za Kompyuta akishirikiana na Mke wake. Kipindi hiki cha kampeni, alijitolea kumruhusu Mkewe kipenzi awemo kwenye msafara wa...
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he! he!*he! he!*he! he! hi! hi!*hi! hi!*hi! hi! ho! ho!*ho! ho!*ho! ho! hu!*hu!*hu!*hu!*hu!
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Wewe ni Mmakonde? Natanguliza samahani kwa kukupa kazi usiyoitarajia... Haya sasa! Tamka sentensi au maneno yafuatayo! 1. Sio siri sisi si sisimizi. 2. Sarakasi si silaha. 3. Sipiringi...
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Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is...
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Mchungaji akawaambia waumini wa-kiume kwamba kila mmoja atoe sadaka kubwa kwa kadiri ya uzuri wa sura ya mkewe.Watu wakatoa viwango tofauti tofauti,wengine laki mbili,laki tano,laki nane na hata...
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A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced a "typical Texas baby" weighing 20 pounds Two weeks later he returned to the bar, the Bartender...
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Wakuu! namshukuru Mungu kwa kuendela kunipa pumzi na uzima wa bure, leo nimegonga miaka 24.
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This is a real story when I telled people you can imagine One day, I was called for a nyama choma somewhere in uswahilini.kademu kangu kama kawaida refused to accompany i, because she does not...
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Duh!!!!!!
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Inakera sana na mara nyingi ndo huwa chanzo cha ajali nyingi za barabarani. Unakuta devera huku anaendesha tena mwendo kasi huku anatuma sms jamani inawezekana kweli? Tuwakemee sisi kama abiria...
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Guys am so bored,jamani cant sleep.kama mtu yupo aje hapa tuburudike
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habari za jioni marafiki?nilikuwa kimya sana kwasababu nilisahau password lakini tupo pamoja sana
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