JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Shemeji anapendeza nawe pia wang'aa,
walisema hawezi hawezi haya sasa kikuwapi cha kumpikia mgeni mwenyewe kulamba mwiko?
PICHA KWA HISANI YA WAVUTI
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A junior in an office dialed his boss's number by mistake & said :
Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !...........boss shouted : do you know whom you're talking to ?!!!!!!
Junior ...
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Nilikuwa na mpenzi wangu na nilimpenda sana,kutokana na tabia yake ya kutokuwa mwaminifu nikaona bora tuachane.Sasa leo nimebahatika kuingia kwenye profile yake fb na nimekuta keshaanza...
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Aisee we acha tu ilikua ni balaaa
yeye alikua mtoto wa dar mimi wa Moshi.
Nilianza nae form I (one) mzigo kaja nipa form two tena wakati tunafunga mid-term.
Ilikua madikodiko yangu yote nampa...
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This is what a guy wrote to our systems analyst:
Dear Systems Analyst, I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded my program from Girlfriend to Wife and found that the new program began...
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leo nimekutana kwa mara ya kwa na konda wa daladala mkweli alikuwa anapiga debe hivi
konda; twende kariakoo ya kuna nafasi za kusimama ....haya wale wakuchelea kariakoo ya kuchelewa hiyo...
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Mm nirubani wa ndege iliyopo mbele.
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nimepita manzese ajenitina leo wanapouza majeneza nimekuta promesheni ya kuuza majeneza, muuzaji alikuwa ana nadi nunua moja leo upate mawili ofa ya kusherehekea miaka 50 ya uhuru
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Tanzania imeshika nafasi ya kwanza kwa kuwa na idadi kubwa ya wanywa pombe za viwandani barani Afrika, ripoti imesema. Idadi ya walevi wa bia imeongezeka kwa asilimia 35 katika kipindi cha miaka...
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Nafika posta on ma way to job nagundua nimesahau simu, sasa nikamuona mdada kasimama (simjui) nikamwambia naomba simu yako nimtaarifu mtu aje nayo akasema hana vocha.....
Ikabid ninunue lol, duh...
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Michango na gharama za matumizi ya shughuli za kijamii kwa siku hizi ni maajabu!
Mtu akiugua, watu wanavuta miguu sana kuchangia matibabu.Akifa ndio utashangaa budget zinatengenezwa na michango...
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[Tough! To marry him three times with the iPhone 4s Siri]
A person from http:// Shop Authentic New iPad 2,New iphone 5,Factory Unlocked iPhone 5,New BlackBerry Playbook from Apple2010.com bought...
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Sijui kwanini wanakuita AFRODENZI
Happy Birthday, Pumpkin
Happy Birthday, Dear
Happy Birthday, To You
Happy Birthday AFRODENZI
Your Birthday makes this day all more special and beautiful, may...
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Jina la huyu jamaa gumu kuandika kwa mimi. Namshauri asome RAIA MWEMA UGHAIBUNI ukurasa wa19 Evarist wa Uskochi kasea maneno ambayo inabidi ayajue.
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Heshima yenu wakuu.
Mimi nimetokea kumpenda mwana jf mwenzetu anayeitwa Mayasa. Nimejaribu kumu PM lakini hanijibu..wala hata salaam hajibu.nimemtumia namba ya simu anibeep imeshindikana. kusema...
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Kwenye taarifa ya habari TBC1 leo 23/11/2011 saa mbili usiku,kuna haka kachalii kanaitwa sijui Chifu Msopa kutoka sijui chama cha wapenda amani tanzania (if that is).
Madai yake eti wanaiomba...
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Kuna jamaa mmoja alikutana na rafiki yake, rafiki akamwambia jamaa hongera bwana una bahati sana, jamaa akauliza kwa nini, rafiki akasema toka umeoa umekuwa milionea, jamaa akasema nipe pole...
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Which best qualifies as 1st where u're?
As for me it's "folk"
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Kikwete: Kwanza napenda kuwashukuru kwa kuonesha njia njema kabisa ya Kuzungumzia Mustakabali wa
Katiba ya nchi yetu. Kwa kweli nimefarijika sana na ninawapongeza sana kwa moyo wa kizarendo...
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ALIYEKUWA Mwenyekiti wa Mkoa wa Chama cha Demokrasia na Maendeleo (Chadema), Sambwee Shitambala ameendelea kukiponda chama hicho akisema ni cha wanafamilia wanaokitumia kujinufaisha...
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