JF Chit-Chats
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Haircut
A guy stuck his head into a
barber shop and asked,
"How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around
the shop full of customers
and said, "About
2 hours." The guy...
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This incident, is supposed to have happened in real life.
My friend, who is a the head of Human Resources at a very large bank, says that the best excuse for absenteeism, that he had ever...
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Jamaa alikuwa kasafiri akaenda guest house kumpunzika kufika aka amua amtumie masseji mke wake kumbe alikosea namba ika enda kwa mwanamke alie toka kufiwa na mume wake siku mbili zilizo pita yule...
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3 guys named
WHAT,WHY, and WHEN
were talkin
WHAT:WHY what r u
doing?
... WHY:i dont know what
iam
doing.
WHAT:why?
WHY:why r u caling me?
what? WHAT:now why did
u cal
me?
WHY:what...
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WTF.......
Haya ndio majibu ya urefusho wa abrv WTF.
1. Wewe Tu Fukara= hii niliikuta pale Tandale kwa muuza popo.
2. Watu Tuna Fedha = hii niliikuta pale Magomeni kwa Mchambia kisu
3...
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Je, ukimfumaniwa dada yako kwenye kona akibambiwa. Utachukua uamuzi gani?.
Mimi binafsi.
Nitakimbia sana, sitapenda hata wajue kuwa nimewaona ili tuzidi kuheshimiana.
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wakuu hii site nilikuwa siifuatilii kihivyo,leo nikaamua ngoja niingie nikajionee kunani huko facebook,huwezi amini nimekutana na ma school mate wangu kibaooo ambao nimepoteana nao kwa zaidi ya...
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Kuna watoto walikuwa wanacheza,mwenzao mmoja akaanza kulia,wakati analia mtumishi wa Mungu akawa anapita,mtumishi akamuuliza "mtoto mbona unalia?"
Mtoto akamjibu,"natafuta yeboyebo zangu sizioni...
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Due to increasing products liability litigation,
liquour manufacturers
have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the
following warning labels be
placed immediately on all containers...
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Ukitaka kuhama dunia kwa muda, we usipate shida. Ingia Facebook. Au ukitaka kurudi utotoni pia, hakuna gharama we nenda tu. Ukitaka sifa pia, wala usipate shida. We nenda huko. Ukitaka kuwajua...
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Nina matatizo makubwa sana ambayo nisingependa kuyaanika hapa upenuni. Naomba ridhaa ya mwanajf yoyote yule wakike anipm ili aweze kunisaidia tafadhali.
angalizo: huu si utani, nipo siriaz nina...
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Toto lisilo lako utalijua tu.Linacheza mpira wa chandimu na wenzie,bahati mbaya wanakupiga na ule mpira,unauchukua na kuuficha,watoto wengine watakimbia,lenyewe litakuja kifua mbele kwa hasira...
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Kila baba mwenye mtoto umwambia mtoto wao eti soma kwa nguvu zote achana na michezo ya ajabu tena kwa ukali.kwani mimi enzi zangu nilikuwa nashika namba moja.je baba yake nani alikuwa anakuwa wa...
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Hapa hakuna cha Baamedi wala kuchunwa wala mchunaji, watu wanaburudika kwa raha zao tu
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Kuna swali linalonisumbua sana kama kuna mtu anayejua anisaidie.
Ni kwa nini wakati wa kushiriki tendo takatifu la ndoa, sehemu iliyo safi hulazimika kutumia kinga wakati sehemu chafu(mdomoni)...
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Nakumbuka ilikuwa ni mwaka 2005, nilikuwa naelekea Mbagala kwenye kiwanda cha kutengeneza kanga na vitenge cha KTM. Nilikuwa ndio kwanza nimefungua biashara ya kuuza kanga na vitenge na nilikuwa...
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Nimetembelea ukurasa wao wa facebook leo, nikakutana na fomu ya kujaza malalamiko... Nimejaza kilichokuwa kikinisibu, ndo nangoja muujiza wao! Bofya hapa
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Mwanamke mmoja mkazi huko moshi ambae alisadikika kumuua mumewe mwenye kipato (kama kawaida yao) basi baada ya mumewe kufariki ndugu na jamaa na marafiki walikusanyika kwa ajili ya kumuaga mpendwa...
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