JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Msichana mzuri aliweka tangazo kwenye gazeti akisema anatafuta mwanaume atakayemwoa,ambaye hata mwacha na atamridhisha kitandani.
kesho yake akashangaa jamaa anagonga mlango hana miguu wala...
2 Reactions
9 Replies
2K Views
Kihoja hiki kimejiri muda wa saa 7 mchana pale bibi akiwa angania alipodondoka chini maeneo ya mfumoni(wenyeji mnapajua).
Bibi huyo aliambatana na mtoto mmoja wa kike kwa wenyeji wanasema...
1 Reactions
34 Replies
6K Views
I was following news the other evening, suddenly I saw news piece with Mr. President as the focal of attention. The news flash made me think of our top CEO, I realized Im short of expression...
1 Reactions
5 Replies
1K Views
Wadau,
Kunakipimo cha uwezo wa mtu kufikiria, ubunifu, au kuelewa mambo haraka(IQ), na kipimo cha chini ni IQ 70 na cha juu zaidi ni IQ 180
Kikwete (IQ) --------Nyerere (IQ)
kufikiri 40...
2 Reactions
13 Replies
2K Views
Katika hali isiyo ya kawaida leo asubuhi nimefika Ofisini kwangu. Si unajua tena mambo ya kujiajiri. Nina ka salon kangu na mtaani kuna salon mbili nyingine. Lakini kufika mlangoni nikakuta kuna...
0 Reactions
66 Replies
5K Views
u ɹ oɥʍ ǝǝs oʇ ƃuıɥɔʇɐʍ ǝq
ןן ıʍ ı ˙snʇɐʇs ɹnoʎ oʇ...
3 Reactions
41 Replies
4K Views
Kuna tetesi nimezipata kuwa kile kifimbo cha mwalimu nyerere kakabidhiwa mbowe na mama maria nyerere na kwamba jeykei amekasirishwa sana na kitendo hicho lakini mama maria amesema hayo ndio...
0 Reactions
33 Replies
5K Views
I have a dig bick!...LOL!,Like if you read it wrong!
0 Reactions
6 Replies
1K Views
ɐʍǝ|ǝɯn nɐ 'ɐɐظuɐun nɐ 'ıuɐʍɥɔıʞ ɐı|ɐɹɐɯɐun...
0 Reactions
5 Replies
1K Views
Nine words women usually use:
1.) Fine! This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half...
1 Reactions
12 Replies
2K Views
Wapendwa wangu wa MMU
weekend hiyo inachungulia chungulia
Kabla sijaendelea nimemomwama
mpenzi wetu PEARL amerudi karibu sana
mpendwa tumefurahi kukuona tena
pole kwa yote hopeful sala...
0 Reactions
178 Replies
11K Views
Wakiwa wameketi veranda mara
Mtt;- Baba naomba mtaji nna biashara nataka kufanya
Baba :- Biashara gn mwnangu?
Mtt :- Baba km unaamua kunipa nipe, biashara yng c lazima nikwmbie
Baba :-...
0 Reactions
2 Replies
2K Views
Women classifies men according to their courage, achievements, comportment's and assets. If you don't have these qualities you are called a "BOY NOT A MAN" not matter how old are you. You are boy...
0 Reactions
7 Replies
1K Views
jamani nipe ushauri, mamkwa kila wakati anachukua fedha kw mke wangu, nae mke wangu hanambiii kama kampa mama yake fedha ni hadi hapo tukifanya balance nakuta upungufu ndo wife wangu husema hoo...
0 Reactions
28 Replies
3K Views
huu msemo mimi umeniacha hoi bin taaban ..duh! speechless...................
0 Reactions
45 Replies
4K Views
Jamani haya mapenzi nimeamini kuwa yanavunja mgongo.
Nashindwa kujielewa, ni limbwata gani nimepewa mwenzenu, kweli tiGO ni noma.
No network, no making calls, no sms services, not on air, yaani...
1 Reactions
29 Replies
4K Views
Jamani siku hivi kuna vi-new member vimeingia lakini viko nondo, full ma-avatar ya kufa mtu, ma-signature.
Duh, kweli kizazi cha TEHAMA kina-cope haraka sana sie kina kayumba ilituchukua miezi 6...
3 Reactions
23 Replies
2K Views
(MTOTO WA KIUME)>Baba,nimepata girlfriend mzuuri sana. (BABA)>Hongera kidume wangu,huo ndo uanaume!.......................................................................(MTOTO WA KIKE)>Baba...
0 Reactions
4 Replies
2K Views