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eti ukitaka kumuuliza baba yako mimi ni mtoto wa ngapi kuzaliwa kwa kiingereza utamuulizaje??
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(BOY);Hi girl!, (GIRL);What? (BOY);How are you? (GIRL);do i know you? (BOY);I'm Rich!. (GIRL);hi i'm so happy to meet you. (BOY);no no,Rich is my name. (GIRL);Sorry i don't...
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Ukienda bar nyingi za dar hukosi kuta pakas wengi sana especially zile bar za kichovu zinazouza bia below 1800! But bar za kishua or zinazouza bia above 2000 mara chache sana utakutana na paka! Je...
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CHAGGA MINDA CHAGGA man walks into a Barclays Bank in DAR ES SALAAM City and asks for the Loan Officer. He tells the Loan Officer that he is going to DUBAI on business for four weeks and needs to...
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Nimeamini makonda wa daladala tangu wanapoondoka majumbani mwao hadi wanapopanda kitandani, wanakutana na vituko vingi katika shughuli yao hiyo. Wapo abiria waelewa na wapo wasioelewa na...
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10 things that sound dirty in golf: 1. Look at the size of his putter 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk 5. My...
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Naomba muwe wakweli, maana naamini kila msichana angependa kuujua ukweli huu.
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Ndugu makomred "wenza katika harakati" Wana JF mtakaokuwa mstari wa mbele siku ya maandamano huhusu muswada wa katiba tujikusanye hapa ili tufahamiane.
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natafuta friend wa kike wa kuchat nae
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Ni muda sasa, sijaona post zake humu jamvini, kama yupo, basi atujuze kama ni mzima, au mwenye taarifa zake pia si vibaya akitufahamisha kama ni buheri wa afya……………………..
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Salaaam wana jamvi! Natafuta vitabu tulivyotumia shule ya msingi miaka hiyo ya themanini Juma na Roza Kiswahili darasa la tatu (Kibanga ampiga mkoloni) Kiswahili darasa la nne (Jogoo...
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undumila kuwili tatizo kwenye msafara ujao.
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Marahabaaa, hujambo Mwita25? Vipi mbona umepotea sana siku hizi?
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Wanawake wengi siku hizi wana tabia ya kuvaa mavazi ambayo yana display mgongo na matiti. Sasa mi nikiona migongo mikubwa ya wanawake inang'ara halafu ipo wazi basi mi nakuwa hoi. Wanawake mtaniua...
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Kwa wale wenzangu na mie ambao hatukua tunaweka akiba tangu january inakulaje kwetuuu!! maana ukisema kamshahara hako ka december kanako wahi kama nini ndo ukamaliziea kwa bata zote za...
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Mtoto mmoja alipewa sarafu mbili za shilingi 200 kila moja.Akaambiwa moja ni ya sadaka na nyingine ni ya Ice cream.Katika michezo yake njiani akadondosha sarafu moja katika sehemu ambayo hawezi...
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