JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Jamaa alikuwa kasafiri akaenda guest house
kumpunzika kufika aka amua amtumie masseji
mke wake kumbe alikosea namba ika enda kwa
mwanamke alie toka kufiwa na mume wake siku
mbili zilizo pita yule...
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A boy caught his daddy red-handed with their house-girl making love and his daddy gave him 500/= Tshs. not to tell his mummy. Almost refusing the money, the boy said: ''daddy, that's not fair...
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Tanzania vichekesho maisha yetu kama tunacheza drafti vile mana juzi juzi tulikuwa kwenye suala la umeme leo tupo kwenye suala la mafuta na viongoz wetu wanaongea pumba tuu.
hebu tuangalie...
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Ndugu, Mwezi huu nawa kumi sijawai hona au kusikia kila mtu akisema hali mbaya sana.
UKATA, huu nimeufanananisha na Mamba kutoka majini na kwenda nchi kavu kula majani.
Jpili moja nimetoka...
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Wana jamvi habari zenyu
niombeeni dua naelekea
kijijini kwetu kwenye misa ya mzee wetu jj msofe ali r.i.p 23 yrs ago,nipo kwenye bus la happy nation,na hizi ajali oooops! Hapa namsaidia driver...
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Za wikiendi Wana JF!
Tumekuwa tukisikia wakaka wakilaumiwa na wakaka wenzao kuwa wana tabia za kike. Mara nyengine hata wadada huwalaumu wakaka hao kwa tabia za kike, na hufika mbali hata...
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Naomba kuboreshwe japo hata picha za kila user zweznawekwa.Ni mtamzamo tu
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Ingependeza kuona tunaanzisha ka society ka Siri, tukutane mayb once or twice a year without revealing our IDs. Is it possible? If Yes, hw can we do it? It has to be Strictly JF members only.
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kwa hali hii ya mgao usio na kicha wala mkia katika nchi yetu.kwa nini basi tusikubali tu tutangaze km ni kivutio cha utalii.naona tutapata mkwanja wa nguvu kufidia wale twiga wa loliondo...
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Kama kuwa handsome ni complement............ basi hata kuwa mbaya ni complement.....
Ukiwa mwongo...(mbea) uwe una kumbukumbu!!....
Tupe msemo wako.................
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Jamani huyu mdada anaelezea jinsi wanavyo wachukua watu na kuwafanya misukule, na anaeleza jinsi wanavyo roga na kutesa watu
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Mimi nipo nje ya Nchi Nataka nije huko Tanzania nianzishe Kampuni ya kupiga vita Mbu je Serikali itaweza kuniunga Mkono? Nawaombeni Mawazo yenu Mnasemaje kwa hilo?Asanteni sana.....
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Dogo mmoja alipanda daladala akawa anaimba..Baba angekuwa beberu mama angekuwa mbuzi mimi ningekuwa ndama, baba angekuwa jogoo mama angekuwa koo mi ningekuwa kifaranga...,konda akaona dogo...
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Wakishtuka ishakua milango ya saa 11 alfajiri bado wapo klabu na wako bwiii kisawasawa, na ndy wanaamua kurudi hom, walevi hao wawili majirani, mbalamwezi angavu ikiwa inaangaza mashariki ya...
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A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children... "You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are...
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Et Mtalii alimuuliza kijana mwenye boti,"Do u knw Biology, Psychology,Geographyan
Geology?"
Kijana mwenye boti akajibu "NO".
Mtalii akamwambia kijana,"What de hell u knw on the face of this...
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hii imetokea kwe ligi ya mchangani mchezaji alifunga goli akawa anashangilia kwa furaha mbele ya mashabiki gafla wakamuona anatoka nje na kuingia kwenye gari na kuelekea mtaani kushangilia kisha...
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