JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
jamaa mmoja alikuwa ana siku nying haendagi kanisan.cku moja akaamua kwenda maombi.kwa bahati mbaya akachaguliwa aanzishe pambio jamaa akaanza'BWANA AMETUFUNUA HALELUYA
watu:aaaaah wewe kakufunua...
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Mr. Mathew has a pond sorrounded by fruits trees,...
One day he took his bucket and went to collect fruits,...
But when he reached the pond he found some girls swimming in his pond...
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Ilitokea pande za mbagala...
Kuna bibi mmoja alikua na miaka 20 tangu ahamie mbagala hajawah kupata siti
sa siku hiyo katika kugombania basi akapata siti
ghafla akaanza kulia
konda-"bibi mbona...
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I LOVE THIS WOMAN
An elderly lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship
holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.
A gentleman approached her and said,
"Pardon...
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......by any reason kama JF haitakuwa hewani kwa muda wa mwezi mmoja?
Unadhani wewe utakuwa na hali gani? Ni members gani wataathirika zaidi.
Je unadhani serikali itapumua? Au mafisadi...
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Hapa nilipo Minimum price ya beer ni 1,800/=.
I gues mwezi wa Saba baada ya Budget bei hii lazima ifike 2,000/= and above.
This will really make us think twice on Beer budget.
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Na Kiingereza anakijua kweli ama ndo hicho hicho cha kuunga unga tu hapa na pale?
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man of the match wa jana kati ya chelsea na man u alikua webb. Anaekataa hajaangalia mpira vizuri!
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Jamaa 1 Alimpa mimba binti wa kichaga,Baba m2 alikasirika na Akapanga kumuua jamaa,Jamaa Akam2mia salaam mzee kwa kumwambia,Mzee kweli mie ndie niliempamimba binti yk,na kusema ukweli cna mpango...
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Mwalimu wa BIOLOGY aliwaambia wanafunzi wake wachore sehemu ya kike ya uzazi (uke),mwanafunzi mmoja wa kike alijisikia aibu na kuinama chini,mwanafunzi wa kiume akapiga kelele na kusema 'hiiii...
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Niko na sababu ya kumshukuru Mungu kwa kufikisha umri nilio nao leo tar. 7 February kwani ni wengi walitamani kufika bt walitwaliwa! Whatever i went and am going through am thanking God cuz they...
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Kucheza pull-table vipira huingia kwenye shimo na fimbo kubaki.Kuna mchezo mwingine ambao fimbo huingia kwenye shimo na vipira viwili kubaki,huu mchezo unaitwaje?
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Jamaa mmoja alihudhuria msiba,baada ya kuingia msibani tu alianza kulia kwa nguvu zote, baada ya muda mchache alianza kulia kwa staili ya kutingisha mabega, ikabidi jamaa wamuulize vp tena kaka...
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Kuna ticha mmoja ambaye alikuwa katika mafunzo kwa vitendo. Siku ya siku assessor alikuwa anakuja kwa ajili ya kuangalia swala zima kama kijana kaiva kwenye vitendo. Mwalimu huyo aliandaa zana...
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Habari zenu wapendwa mie nilikuwa naomba mnisaidie jinsi ya kumjua msichana mwenye mapenzi ya kweli.
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Habari zenu, wakuu. Jana I googled myself nikakuta jina langu kwenye list ya board ya higher learning ya watu wadaiwa ambao hawajalipa au kuanza kulipa mikopo yao ya chuo. The odd thing is...
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Jamaa alikuwa amechelewa kazini,kwa kuwa foleni ilikuwa ndefu.
Akawa anamtumia boss wake ujuembe kama atachelewa,
baada ya kumaliza message akawa anataka kubonyeza 'send'
simu ikaporwa.Mwenye simu...
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Baada ya JUKWAA LA SIASA kuniteka kwa mda sasa nimerejea kundini.
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