JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Naihisi uchungu kwenye ulimi wangu so nahitaji kulamba kitu chenye utamu
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A Man bought a lie Detector Robot
which slaps people who lie...
He decided to test it one evening at Dinner. So he asked his
son...
''Where were you today during school hours??''.... ''l was...
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Jana vyumba vingi vinavyotoa huduma ya internet vilijaa vioja na vituko ambavyo mwisho wake ulikuwa huzuni na vilio! Niliona ma sista du wakiongozana kwa mbwembwe,kuja kuona matokeo yao. Wengi...
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Sala Kuu:
MOSHI: Mungu Onyesha Sehemu Hela Iko　　　
Viitikio:
1. Hata Ikipungua Mungu Ongeza! (HIMO)
2. Mungu Angalia RAia NGawira Utuhakikishie! (MARANGU)
3. Mungu Ahidi...
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Sandro Rosell and Carles Vilarrubí attended a reception at Downing Street, home of David Cameron The FC Barcelona President presented a Barça jersey to the Prime Minister's name embossed on the...
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napenda kujua ni nani na nani anaongoza kwa kuquote habari ndefu jf.yaani yeye hata ukurasa wa gazeti anauquote wote.
1.CHUAKACHURA
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6.MZEE WA RULA...
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Binti alienda kwa daktari huku analia kwa uchungu!Mazungumzo yao yalikuwa hivi:
Dr:Unalia nini?
Binti:Nimemtukana boyfriend wangu kwa kumwambia yeye na mbwa mkubwa!
Dr:Heeee!Kwa nini...
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Mwanamke mmoja baada ya mmewe kusafiri aliamua kuwaita mahawara wake wawili wa kiume! Basi vidume havikufanya hiyana vikatia timu; Ghafla bila kutegemea mume akarudi na ikabidi mwanaume mmoja...
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One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking to him for while, he tells his daughter she can't do it because he's...
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mazee nimebreak up na shemej yenu wa zaman bt nataka ku update window bt cjui ya wapi ndo ya ukwel coz kila dem ninaye muulizia napewa kasoro pls help mi
guys
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Kuna mama mmoja alikuwa mjamzito siku moja alikaa vbaya yaan hakujisitili vizur sa kwa bahat mbaya pemben yake palikuwa na mtoto wake mwingine yule mtoto alipomchungulia ***** akapiga kelele huku...
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Little Johnny and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are in love.
One day they decide that they want to get married, so Johnny goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her...
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Mr. Penis has a very misarable life his hairs is a mess..
His family is nuts..
his neighbour is an ass hole..
His best friend is pussy.. And
his owner beats him..!
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Watanzania tunachagua sana vitu vya kula na kutumia angalia wenzetu wachina milo yao inapatikana kwa kwa vitu vinavyopatikana bure au kwa gharama nafuu mfano;
1. Nyoka huitaji kuwafuga unawatafuta...
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kuna jamaa mmoja ktk nyumba niliyopanga anapenda sana kupiga wenzie chabo mara ktk nyufa za milango, mara dirishani na kwakuwa nyumba yetu haina dari kwa juu anapanda na kuchungulia. Amekuwa kero...
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Dear friends and fellow members,
Niko Airport ya Dar waiting my connection flight to Turkey. Will be in Turkey (Istanbul) for eight days at Green Park Hotel located in the City Center. Its more or...
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87% of Smartphone users use their phone on the toilet. No wonder that there sometimes is a lot of background noise: Android4Africa: Android is dominating in the Toilets
:A S embarassed:
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1. Kujiita romantic wakati upo single?. 2. Kung,arisha viatu wakat unaenda kupga passport size. 3.Kukaa kiti cha mbele karibu na dereva halafu unamwambia konda shusha?. 4. Kumwamsha mgonjwa ili...
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Nimewasikia mwenyewe jana kijiweni walevi wakipanga mgomo wao. "Ati haiwezekani tunanyanyaswa sana kila wakitaka kupanuo wigo wa kutoza kodi wanaanza kwanza kwa walevi halafu wavuta sigara...
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Jamaa kajitoma mskitini ghafla, huku majasho
yanamtoka!
Mkononi kashika panga kali, Akauliza,"nani muislamu hapa,"
watu
kimya. Karudia tena kimya "nani muislam hapa".
Ghafla kamnyakuwa
jamaa...
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