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Kuna familia moja ilikuwa na mtoto tangu azaliwe hajawahi kuongea hadi anafikisha miaka 4. Siku moja akasema Bibi,kesho yake bibi yake akafariki. Ukapita muda kidogo akasema Babu,kesho yake babu...
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Jamaa alipiga sim makumbusho mazungumz yalikua hv-JAMAA hapo ndio makumbusho ya taifa?MAKUMBUSHO ndio nini tukusaidie?JAMAA naomb mnikumbushe saa mwaka juz ilipotelea wap?MAKUMBUSHO pumbav ...
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Unakuta mtu anakutumia msg,au kuchangia hoja fulani ktk hii mitandao ya kijamii,halafu kwenye neno linalotakiwa S anaweka X.sijui huu mtindo unasaidia nn!!mf;-sasa=xaxa msusi=mxuxi aaaagh...
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hIvi kesho ni siku ya kazi?
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Hivi hizi kandambili tunazozikuta kwenye nyumba za kulala wageni zikiwa rangi tofauti tofauti, haiwezekani zikawa ndizo zinazosambaza magonjwa yanayosababisha wanaume kunuka miguu?
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Hapo sasa Mzee yeye ana jina lakini hana device Safari ya Radio, ilipotoka mpaka ilipofika.Kama habari inageuka ndivyo sivyo, inabidi mufikie muafaka tu kwa kukubali yaishe, mnapiga Butter...
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..napendekeza ziwe zinasogezwa jumatatu kama kipindi cha mzee ruksa. Hii ni kwasababu mfano huku serikalini hamna cha maana kinachofanyika siku ya jumatatu. Ni kupiga miayo, soga, kusoma magazeti...
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Habari zenu GT..nimekuwa nikifatilia kwa ukaribu thread ambazo wanachama wapya wanatupia humu mara nyingi huwa ni za kutaka/kuomba ushauri wa kimapenzi. Lkn miongoni mwao wengi ni wanawake...swali...
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A lady with a big boobs entered a bus, she has a rosary around her neck with the cross btw her boobs. D guy beside her could nt help starring, knowing the guy has been starring for over 15mins ...
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..kiukweli kondoo ni mnyama mjinga,...Their IQ level is way down there in the single digits.... ebu tusaidiane hapa, imekuajekuaje tukafananishwa na mnyama huyu? kwa mfano hapa...Isaiah 53:6. We...
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Hello FirstLady1,We at JamiiForums would like to wish you a happy birthday today!It's a special day in your life and NOT just a year older, but a year better!Max na Crue yote asanteni kwa...
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Everyday i build a few proteins and muscles... but its all in just a few minutes of pleasure!!
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nisaidien mawazo. Nifanye nn nipendwe? GM
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Maisha magumu (kwangu)..muda huu na ka-weekend haka ningekuwa somewhere nakula gambe....lakini haina shaka nipo nimetulia nalamba asali na kutafuna masega..Sipati nishai lakini najenga afya!
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Awali ya yote naomba nikiri mbele ya hazala hii kuwa uzi wa 'jf udaku' kwangu ulikuwa ndo sredi of ze year 2011. Kudos kwa aliyeshusha uzi huo (jina la mdau husika memory un reachable). Ndugu...
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University students waliingia kwenye quiz ya kuongea, two friends ambao walikuwa wakisaidiana walikubaliana aingie mmoja ambaye yuko vizuri kichwani ili akitoka ammezeshe mwenzie. Kwakuwa...
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mc ukumbini katika kumpamba bi harusi akasema, 'sasa nawapa sifa kubwa za bi harusi, tangu nimfahamu bi harusi hajawahi kuvaa nguo za ndani' watu wakaduwaa. Akasema 'narudia kwa msisitizo na...
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A Man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: 'Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while...
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