Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Opportunity Cost]

Sumbawanga? 😂 😂 😂
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Acheni kufananisha Sumbawanga na vitu vya kijinga

 

[Dumile]

Masinde Muliro Stadium under construction in Bungoma county. One of the local clubs want to use the stadium as their home venue
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Hio no Bukhungu Stadium kule Kakamega

 

[Lusematic]

Kamfundisheni spika wenu kuhesabu tarakimu kwanza ndio mje upya
Kama katika wakenya zaidi ya million 55 ni million 1 tu ndio wanajua English, kiswahili itakuaje? Ninyi ni wakugaluga waporipori ndio maana mpo so primitive hata lafudhi yenu it's so bushy

ndiyo maana wakijua english ndiyo huwa wanajiona wasomi ,,,sababu ya hiyo total ndogo ya hao 1M

nimecheka sana

 

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Hurlingham, Nairobery
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Mna Majina ya kimalkia Malkia , eti hurlingham

 

[ichoboy01]

Vichekesho vya mwaka 🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

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Eti kiswahili ni mother tongue kwako
Acha kuzunguka, km vipi fanya hivi! We niletee hyo historia yako ya kiswahili, hta mimi nimefundishwa kw kingereza tokea chekechea mpka chuo lkn hakuna siku utanikuta najisifia km nakijua kingereza sana..
Kw taarifa yako kiswahili kwetu pia mashuleni kinatolewa km somo, kwhyo usijione km we pekeako ndio umesoma kiswahili..

Nasubiria hyo historia yako tofauti na ile niliyoitoa km somo hapa, wenzako wamekimbia mzee

Wewe nawe, Mtu amezaliwa in a Swahili speaking family maana yake ni kuwa Kiswahili ni his mother tongue.

 

[ichoboy01]

Mna Majina ya kimalkia Malkia , eti hurlingham

Anapost halingham huku westland inaonekana vzr tu 🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[ichoboy01]

Huu ujenzi mbn wa kijuakali?

🤣🤣🤣🤣 ni kawaida yao mbona

 

[ichoboy01]

SHAKEDOWN!View attachment 1827535View attachment 1827537View attachment 1827538View attachment 1827539View attachment 1827540View attachment 1827541

So umepanic ama 🤣🤣🤣🤣 au hasira tu

 

[ichoboy01]

Ujinga inakusumbua sana bongolala! Kama hujui kitu si unyamaze tu? Three-level inamaanisha barabara yenye iko na levels tatu at an intersection. Pangani iko na level ya chini kabisa na ya kwanza ambayo ni underground tunnel. Level ya pili ni ground level na level ya tatu ni ile ya juu(flyover). Ni nini huelewi hapo ama maana ya neno level ndio hujui? Mbona unapenda ubishi hata kwa maswala ambayo hayafai ubishi?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 bado mpaka leo munaforce sukari iwe chumvi yani hamutaki kuambiwa kwamba hamuna threw level interchange 👇👇👇👇👇👇
Rudi kwenye somo kwanza

 

[ichoboy01]

Akaendelea kujilipua🤣🤣🤣, huoni hapo vile kunacurve downwards, hio inaashiria excavation, alafu levels hasi hesabiwi kama floors za nyumba 🤣🤣🤣, View attachment 1827444

Hio ndio ground level haya nioneshe underground hapo kama hii changaaa🤣🤣🤣👇👇👇👇👇

 

[ichoboy01]

Ameanza matusi kwa hasira kali 🤣🤣🤣🤣 hizo man made embarkments zinaashiria excavation hapo kwa interchange, if you blink you will miss it.
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Mm hua situkani maisha hapa unakutana na nondo za adabu anglia reli na hayo mashamba yalipo ndio ground level hakuna under grond hapo hata kama utapost kwa kipofu atakwambia hakuna underground 🤣🤣🤣🤣👇👇👇👇👇👇

labda unisaidie ww kunionesha underground hapo ili nifunge acc jamii forum 🤣🤣🤣👇👇👇👇

 

[Matrixx]

Le'mac is a 25-floor building and it has always been sasa wewe sijui hizi hasira zako za uengineer fake unaleta za nini

Le'Mac | Westlands | 25 fl | T/O

Le’ Mac welcomes you to an ultra modern commercial and residential address, offering the finest features and workplace facilities in the commercial hub of East Africa, Nairobi. Located in the calm environs of Westlands, it offers tranquility and accessibility to do business at your own...

www.skyscrapercity.com

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The laminated glass sky-walk is located on the 24th floor and even by just looking, there's one more floor above the skywalk. Hii battle ya high rises tulishawagonga kitambo sana sijui makasiriko ni ya nini

 

[ichoboy01]

View attachment 1827596View attachment 1827597the river estate is the tallest residential building in nairobi I believe. It's for people to live no office spaces

Asante kwa render 🤣🤣🤣

 

[ichoboy01]

View attachment 1827633kilimanjaro is tanzanian but the view is fully kenyan hapo hatubishani

Yani mlima uwe tanzania alaf view isipatikane tanzania 🤣🤣🤣🤣 nimecheka kwa sauti

 

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Kenya is going it alone on Trade talks and deals with EU. EU has affirmed that it will no longer engage with EAC but rather willing states and especially KenyaView attachment 1827888

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Tembeza Bakuli second edition

 

[ichoboy01]

Kilimani can easily qualify as a capital city in many African countriesView attachment 1827503View attachment 1827504View attachment 1827505

But i see upperhill au nasema urongo 🤣🤣

 

[Matrixx]

So umepanic ama 🤣🤣🤣🤣 au hasira tu

Panic!why should I and for what reason?

 

[ichoboy01]

A real image of Dar. Kenyans as you can see, it is true people live in the CBD in Dar es salaam. Look closely.

Quite shocking.
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Hasira hasara 🤣🤣🤣👇👇👇👇

 

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A real image of Dar. Kenyans as you can see, it is true people live in the CBD in Dar es salaam. Look closely.

Quite shocking.
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So clean, neat, authentic