Nakumbuka miaka mingi nyuma, kipindi kile cha mapigano kule Msumbiji, wamakonde wengi waliingia Mtwara kwa njia za panya. Na serikali ikaamua kuwatafuta na kuwaweka wamakonde wote wa Msumbiji...
A guy walks into the pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "I have three girls coming over tonight! I have never had three girls at once. I need something to keep me interested, and keep me...
Tunasikitika kutangaza kifo cha CCM kilichotokea baada ya kuibuka kwa CHADEMA. Marehemu atazikwa 31-10-2010 (kesho). Habari ziwafikie mjomba wa marehemu CUF, dada wa marehemu TLP, mdogo wa...
Nakiri sikuangalia mkutano wa CCM lakini naambiwa eti Benja (wa Awamu ya Tatu) aliteleza ulimi mkutanoni na kusema Kikwete...'tumnyime kura' na wala hakujisdahihisha. Waliosikia au wenye clip...
Watanzania, Taifa linapata Ukombozi;
Hii ndio hali Halisi, wataiba kura sana lakini Mkono wa Mungu utawaumbua, na nguzu za giza zitawashinda. Wataanguka na Rais Wetu Mpya atapita katikati yao...
Rafiki yangu mngoni alinielekeza kwake ili siku nikitembelea maeneo yale nimsalimie.maelekezo yenyewe sasa,pali pali kumpitimbi nyumbi hii bombi hii utikuti jogoo mweupi anikunywi maji basi ndio...
Kuna Mpare mmoja anaishi karibu na Benki, baada ya kushawishiwa kwa muda mrefu na ndugu na marafiki zake aweke pesa Benki kwa usalama wa pesa zake, kwa taabu sana akakubali kuweka pesa Benki...
Mrs. Jones sent her daughter Silvia to buy some groceries at the market. On the way, she met some boys who asked her to climb up a tree and get them some fruit, which she did. She bought the...
A chicken farmer went to a local bar.... Sat next to a woman and
Ordered a glass of champagne...
The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a
Glass of champagne, too!'
'What...
Jamani hebu tukumbushane! Mnakumbuka Soda bei ya chini kabisa mlinunua bei gani? ukweli ni kwamba mimi nilinunua kwa shillingi taslimu ya Kitanzania 7 mwaka 1986, Kinondoni kwa Sheikh Hassan ndio...
Msukuma Akiwa Mahamani
Kuna jamaa mmoja mkoani Mwanza, alikamatwa kwa kosa la kuwa na silaha aina ya gobore kinyume cha sheria. Siku ya mahakama kabla ya kesi yake kuanza, kulikuwa na kesi...
God had created the donkey
and said to him.
"You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass, you will have no...
Former Big Brother Africa housemates(BBA4),Kevin Chuwang Pam(from Nigeria) and Elizabeth Gupta(from Tanzania) who recently announced their engagement, are now about to move into the really...
Askofu mkuu wa kanisa la ufufuo na uzima jana aliwaomba watumishi wake kama wanaweza[pata muda wakamsikilize mgombea urais wa chadema.dk slaa,katika ibada hiyo iliokuwa na mamb mazuri mwisho...
Siku moja nilitembelea kijiji fulani wilayani songea.Kufika huko nilipafurahia kwelikweli,siku moja jioni nilibahatika kupata mwanamwali kigori asiye na mfano.Tukakubaliana tutafute nafasi ya...
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