JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he...
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There was this guy sunbathing in the nude at the
Beach. Well, this little girl comes up to him, so he covers
His private parts with a newspaper.
The little girl says, "What's under there?"
So the...
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kwa wale wanaosikiliza Tangazo la Malaria haikubaliki, utasikia vitoto viwili vikipiga story wakati mwalimu anafundisha , mwalimu anapogundua na kuwaita mbele kamoja kanasema, sio mimi mwalimu ni...
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23 Brilliant Doubts - Unanswered
1. If all the nations in the world are in debt(am not joking. even US has got debts), where did all the money go? (weird)
2. When dog food is new and...
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An elderly TZ gentleman of 83 arrived in ENTEBBE by plane.
At the airport immigration desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag.
"You have been to Uganda...
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Men and Women Translations
WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead =...
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A young boy asked is father, Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?
The father thought for a moment, Yes son, sometimes a lawyer will do anything to win a case!
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Seen by the Opposite Sex
In my sociology class, we were instructed to write down answers to some questions the teacher was asking.
"Next question," announced the instructor. "How would you like...
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W I F E......Washing, Ironing, Fucking, Etc.
G O L F......Gentleman Only Ladies Forbidden
endeleza............
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A Pastor and a taxi driver die at the same time and go to heaven.
And when they get there the Peacher goes in and he gets a white robe and a shack in the big field and the taxi driver gets an...
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- What did the mswahili do first time when they saw a ship?
- They stick they're head in the water to see if it has wheels! :lol:
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A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. "Well," said her mother, "so how was the honeymoon?" "Oh, mama," she replied...
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Believe it or not,there is just no time.
Every year has 365 days.
--If you sleep 8 hrs a day = 122 days. This leaves you with 243 days
--If you rest 8 hrs a day = 122 days. This leaves you with...
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After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.
The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a...
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Joe was engaged to Linda, and was about to go down the aisle to say I do. During the period of engagement the younger sister to Linda had always tempted Joe without success. Just two days before...
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Little Joey was crying his eyes out. "What's wrong?" his Grandpa asked. "I can't do the things that the big boys do." Grandpa sat down and cried too.
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NAFASI ZA MASOMO
*Chuo maalum kwa ajili ya kutoa ajira za chapchap kimefunguliwa hapa Kiborloni,
Chuo Kimesajiliwa na VETA na kina waalimu waliobobea katika nyanja zote
Chuo kinapokea maombi...
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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a
human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was...
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