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What a coincidence?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kimbweka, Oct 29, 2010.

  1. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

    Oct 29, 2010
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    A chicken farmer went to a local bar.... Sat next to a woman and
    Ordered a glass of champagne...

    The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a
    Glass of champagne, too!'

    'What a coincidence' the farmer says. 'This is a special day for
    Me.... I am celebrating' [​IMG]

    'This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!' says the woman.

    'What a coincidence!' says the farmer! As they clinked glasses the
    Man asked, 'What are you celebrating?' [​IMG] [​IMG]

    'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my
    Gynaecologist told me that I am pregnant!'

    'What a coincidence,' says the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and for years
    All of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.'

    'That's great!' says the woman. 'How did your chickens become fertile?'

    'I used a different cock,' he replied. [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]

    The woman smiled and said, 'What a coincidence.' [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]