JF Chit-Chats
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An attorney passed on and found himself in heaven.
But not at all happy with his accommodations, he complained to St. Peter, who told him that his only recourse was to appeal his assignment.
The...
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White Kid, Black Goat
Father Joseph, a missionary, was touring the African village in which he lived, when suddenly a man came up to him.
"Father Joseph!" the man demanded. "Everyone is...
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Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she...
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A man was heading home after a drinking spree. When
he was approaching his home, armed gangsters blocked him and
took command of his vehicle.
On frisking him they failed to get any money and...
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A Paraprosdokian
A paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to reframe or...
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. Kinatoa kozi zifuatazo:
1. Ulevi Mwezi mmoja;
2. Ujambazi miezi sita;
3. Kuchoma mtu kisu wiki moja;
4. Kuchoma nyama kwenye baa miezi miwili;
5...
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Golini: Rostam
Beki 2: Chenge
Beki 3: Lowassa
Beki 4: Idrisa Rashid
Mkoba: Manji
Namba 6: Dr. Hosea
Kulia (7): Makamba
Namba 8: Kinana
Striker (9): Mramba
Namba 10: Shekh Yahya
Namba 11: Dr. Dau...
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Baba: Mwanangu, baba yako ni tajiri wa fedha, akili na busara. Kila utakacho kwangu nitakupa
Mwana: Nitafurahi kama utajenga daraja kutoka Dar hadi visiwa vya Madaska
Baba: Itakuwa ngumu maana...
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Three mice are arguing on who is the toughest.
First mouse:-am so tough when they put a mousetrap i lift the spring and eat the bait.
Second mouse:-am so tough i usually do pushups using the...
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There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual...
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There was a Zambian girl who got married to a Chinese man, after two months
in the new marriage she got pregnant and duly bore a baby girl who died; the
Aunt at the funeral came crying.`I KNEW...
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Some body died in the US and immediately he found himself wearing dirty white clothes standing in front of an Angel. This Angel was in charge of directions as to whether some one should go to...
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Nimetafakari niiweke wapi hii story niliyotumiwa na rafiki yangu nikaona labda hapa sawa:
‎Haya tena wandugu katika peruz peruz zangu nimekutana na sababu
nzuuuri za kukufanya wewe na mimi...
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Confessor: I have stolen a fat goose from a poultry yard!
Priest: That is very wrong.
Confessor: Would you like to accept it, Father?
Priest: Certainly not- return it to the man whom you...
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Mama mwenye nyumba mmoja alijikutwa akipatwa na kinyaa na kupandwa na hasira baada ya kumhoji mtumishi wake wa nyumbani kuhusiana na kumalizika mara kwa mara kwa vijiti vya kuchokonolea nyama...
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