Nikiwa nimekaa nikifikiria jinsi gani life nitaliwin, ghafla vitoto viwili vikawa vinaongea...mdogo kamwuliza mkubwa, eti kwa nini miguu hunuka? mkubwa kasema nani kakuuliza, mdogo kasema ni yule...
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5.00 am for an early...
Never KISS a female police,
She will say, handz up.
Never KISS a female doctor,
She will say, Next plz
Alwayz KISS a female teacher,
She will say, repeat it 10 timez
Young King Mugisha was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring chiefdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Mugisha's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him...
Sikukuu za Christmas na Boxing day zilizopangwa kufanyika kesho na keshokutwa duniani kote zimesogezwa mbele hadi hapo zitakapopangwa tena.
Msemaji wa Wizara ya Tawala za Mikoa na Mbingu za...
Two Trainees working in the same office, one wanted some time off, but knew the boss wouldn't allow him to take leave.
He decided to act crazy so the boss would tell him to take a few days off...
GIRL: Father, I have sinned a great sin. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.
PRIEST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?
GIRL: Well Father, he...
Source: Yahoo friends.
Nigerian man called his mom from the USA.
Man: Mom, I have AIDS.
Mother: My sonooooo! Listen wooo, don't come back home woo, my son woo abeg abegwoo.
Man: Why mom...
There were two nuns...
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),
and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent...
Source: Yahoo friends.
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy,
walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes,
and said, I would like to buy some cyanide.
The...
Freak continues to be used to describe genetic mutations in plants and animals, i.e. freaks of nature. Freak can also be used in a verb form, and can mean: to become stressed and upset...
JANA NILIENDA KUMTEMBELEA RAFIKI YANGU MMOJA ANAEFANYA KAZI KAMA MAKETINGI MENEJA KATIKA KIWANDA CHA KUTENGENEZA KONDOMU,NILIPOFIKA KWAKE NILIKUTA NYUMBA YAKE IMEJAA WATOTO WACHANGA WAKILIALIA,NA...
Wakiwa kitandani kwa mara ya kwanza Bibi harusi alimwambia bwana harusi Honey unajua mimi bado bikra kwahiyo sijui chochote kuhusu mahaba/mapenzi. Unaweza kunielezea nini chakufanya kwa mara ya...
Je X-mass ni sherehe za kuzaliwa yesu kristo ? Nielewavyo gregorian calenda ilianza pale yesu alipozaliwa yaani tareh 01-januari - 01. Sasa ninapoambiwa tunasherehekea kuzaliwa yesu tar 25 -Dec...
My wife and I went to the agricultural show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,
' THIS BULL...
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