Confessor: I have stolen a fat goose from a poultry yard!
Priest: That is very wrong.
Confessor: Would you like to accept it, Father?
Priest: Certainly not- return it to the man whom you...
Mama mwenye nyumba mmoja alijikutwa akipatwa na kinyaa na kupandwa na hasira baada ya kumhoji mtumishi wake wa nyumbani kuhusiana na kumalizika mara kwa mara kwa vijiti vya kuchokonolea nyama...
A small girl walks-in while her father is dressing in the bedroom .
She looks at his privates and points at his cork and asks "Dad
what's that thing between your legs?" Dad replies "I don't...
Dear Dad,
Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad,I am bit ashamed to arrive to my college with my Gold Mercedes, when all my Teachers travel by train.
Your Son...
kipindi hiki cha uchaguzi ni wakati wa mavun kwa wanahabari ili wawaandike vizuri mafisadi lakini hata hivyo wananchi wameshtukia mafisadi na wanataka kuchukua nchi yao
Long live wapambanaji
Mwalimu mzuri sio aliye mtaalam wa kudanganya bali ni yule anayeeleza ukweli mtupu katika nadharia ili asijeaibika siku ukweli halisi ukijitokeza katika vitendo. Au sivyo inawezekana ikala kwako...
Mtoto mmoja mwenye umri wa miaka 9 alikuwa anahitaji sana shilingi 100,000
(Laki moja). Akamuuliza mama yake ni jinsi gani anaweza kupata pesa hizo. Mama yake
akamwambia "muombe Mungu atakupatia...
There was a Zambian girl who got married to a Chinese man, after two months in the new marriage she got pregnant and duly bore a baby girl who died; hER Aunt at the funeral came crying. `I KNEW...
A Sheikhs son goes to Germany for study.
A month later, he sends a letter to his dad saying:
Dad, Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Im a bit ashamed to...
There was a Luo girl who got married to a Chinese man, after two months in the new marriage she got pregnant and duly bore a baby girl who died; the Aunt at the funeral came crying. `I KNEW IT, `I...
AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
All Un-informed Drivers Insulted
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
BMW
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money...
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a
house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a...
Umewahi kuiona hiyo? Imepitia kwenye sanduku langu nikadhani nawe uione, labda utapunguza huzuni zako walau kidogo.
Have you considered this?!!!
Get prepared!!!!!!!!!!!!
Some...
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.
Patient #2 was...
Wadau chuo ndo kipo mbioni kuanza,wahi nafasi ni chacheee!!WICOE
(Women In Charge Of Everything)
Is proud to announce the opening of its
EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
ALL ARE...
In Ireland there is a mental institution that every year picks two of it's most reformed patients and questions them. If they get the questions right they are free to leave. This year the two...
Shakey went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think there's somebody on top of it. Top...
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