Braza Asumani alikuwa ameyatandika njwii!!
Lakini baada ya kupigana na walevi wenziwe,akakumbuka safari ya kurudi nyumbani akapita pembezoni kabisa mwa barabara, mguu mmoja barabarani mguu...
A farmer rears twenty-five young hens and one old cock. As he feels that the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one young cock from the market.
Old cock to...
IN A CERTAIN VILLAGE, NEAR CONGO FOREST LIVED IN FIVE PEOPLE UNDER ONE HOUSE,THE 1st ONE CALLED NO BODY,2nd SOMEBODY, 3rd MAD,4th BRAIN an THE LAST ONE WAS KNOWN AS FOOL, NOW ONE DAY HAPPENED...
A married couple having their first baby were invited to make use of a new
machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pains to the
Baby's biological father wherever he may be...
An American businessman is on a business trip in Japan and hires a hooker. The whole night, this Japanese hooker keeps screaming: "Hoshimota! Hoshimota!" He can't quite remember what the word...
John accidentally got itching on his inner part of the thigh, he went to chemist for medicine.
Chemist suggested him VIAGRA and ITCHGUARD CREAM.
John asked to chemist, "ITCHGUARD is Ok but why...
Barry Farmer got into his Toyota 4 by 4 and drove to the neighbouring ranch and knocked at the door. A young boy, Neil, aged about 9, opened the door.
'Is yer Dad home?' Barry demanded.
»...
Kid: daddy I need more money!
Daddy: I have no more left!
Kid: Then I won't tell you who was sleeping with momy when you were gone.
Mzee anajipinda anamshikisha, then anamvuta pembeni na...
A man and his wife were trying to set up a new password for their computer.
A man decided to put a word ‘mypenis' and all of a sudden his wife fell on the ground laughing cause it read in...
Three pastors took a day off and decided to go fishing after a busySunday.
They agreed its so difficult preaching to people all the time and no onepreaches to them. Sitting by the river with...
Mwalimu Praygod Massawe alipangiwa kazi mjini Songea, Shule iliyopo karibu pal pal Bomba mbili, jirani na kwa Mfaranyaki.
Sehemu hiyo maarufu sana Songea.
Kufika tu akapokelewa na Mwalimu...
An airplane was flying over the United States one
night. Then the pilot said: "Ladies and Gentlemen, the
plane is losing altitude and all the baggage must be thrown
out". A little later, the pilot...
Jamaa mmoja alifiwa na rafikie mpenzi sasa wakajikusanya marafiki wote wakasema wao ndio watakao beba jeneza la mpendwa wao kwa ajili ya kwenda kuzika, walipo nyanyua jeneza na kuanza kutoka ndani...
A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York .
Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull
dog. He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He
succeeds in killing the dog...
HOUSE BOY: BAKARI
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> Bakari is a house boy who every day drinks the wine of his
> Boss and puts water in the bottle to replace what he drank.
> But the Boss having suspicions as for the quality...
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