NAFASI ZA MASOMO
*Chuo maalum kwa ajili ya kutoa ajira za chapchap kimefunguliwa hapa Kiborloni,
Chuo Kimesajiliwa na VETA na kina waalimu waliobobea katika nyanja zote
Chuo kinapokea maombi...
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a
human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was...
One day, John got an itching in the inner part of his thigh. He went to the doctor and asked for Itchguard. The doctor gave him Viagra and Itchguard. John said, "Itchguard is OK, but why Viagra?"...
Tajiri kanunua mbuzi akamwambia mpishi; "Nyama nusu ipike pilau na nyingine itie kwenye friza. Kichwa fanya supu na miguu fanya mchuzi chukuchuku. Ngozi usitupe tutafanya mswala, utumbo pika na...
:lol:Police arrested a drunkard & asked: Where r u going?
Man: I'm going 2 listen lecture on ill effects of drinking.
Cop: Who'll lecture at midnight?
Man: My wife...
:lol::lol::lol::lol:
A famous American preaching couple (Mr & Mrs Stumbles) hired Mr.Hamisi for translation upon the failure to get a proper local bi-lingual inLamu.....the preaching had the following translation...
Mutua left to go help in the Crusades and decided that his wife mueni should wear a chastity belt. (Steel underwear) So he locks her up and gives the key to his best friend, mogaka. He tells...
In United States of America they invented a machine that catches
thieves; they took it out to different countries for a test.
* UK, in 30 minutes it caught 10 thieves,
* USA, in 30 minutes it...
Ok... so... there was Stupid, Shutup, and Poop.
Stupid and Shutup went into the police office and said: "We need help, we lost our friend."
The cop says: "Ok... whats your name?"
Shutup says...
This is kind of dumb but funny..kama hujaiskia inaenda hivi..while sitting on your chair lift your right leg slightly off the ground and move it in clockwise circles.Now draw the number 6 in the...
As final exams neared, two students, very confident of their A averages in Chemistry class, decided to spend a weekend enjoying the social life of a nearby college. Although their Chemistry final...
Thursday, September 16, 2010 12:57 AM
Mwanaume mmoja wa nchini Ujerumani alienda kwenye kituo cha polisi nchini humo akiomba arudishwe tena jela kwakuwa hakuna maisha...
baadhi ya wabongo walikuwa wakimfikiria madee kuwa yeye ni mvuta bangi pia ni chapombe
cheki hii conversation
Jana kwenye kipindi cha XXL kinachorushwa na radio ya Clouds FM na kuendeshwa na...
Ayuba
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> AYUBA bought a new mobile.
> He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book &
> said,
> 'My Mobile No. Has changed.
> Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'
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