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A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long she becomes pregnant and
they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she
is going to give birth, a priest goes into...
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Watu 13 walifika kwenye guest house yenye vyumba 12 tu na kila mmoja alitaka chumba chake peke yake.Mhudumu alimpatia kila mmoja chumba.Alimchukua mtu wa 1 na wa 2 akawaweka chumba # 1.mtu wa 3...
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A man was driving around 1.00 am alone in his car,he got to a check point.The policeman stopped him and asked for everything which he gave out.The policeman had nothing to ask again,in order to...
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Watu wa chadema wanafiki sana! Eti wanalalamika viongozi wa ccm ni wafanyabiashara wanaochanganya na siasa! Mbona hawashangai mwenyekiti wao kufanya biashara? Slaa si amkemee basi kama yeye ni...
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Chodo walked into class every morning with a black eye. After a while his teacher got worried and asked him about it. Chodo's answer was: "Our house is very small miss. Me...
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GIRLS USED TO SAY
1970>Love me But do not touch me.
1980>Touch me,but do not kiss me,
1990>Kiss me,But do not do any thing more,
2000>Do everything,But do not tell anybody,
2011>Do...
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Baada ya kumaliza degree yake ya sheria mlimani Bwana Rwegoshora aliamua kurudi nyumbani Bukoba mjini na kufungua ofisi yake kwa ajili ya kuhudumia clients(wateja) . Siku ya kwanza wakati ndio...
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Kauli za viongozi wa Chadema lazima ziangaliwe kwa Umakini mkubwa lasivyo Watanzania watazizoea na kushindwa kujua lipi ni kweli lisemwalo na viongozi hao!
Mbowe akiwa Kyela alisema kuna taasisi...
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Kwa wale wan aojua lugha ya King'eng'e (English) Badili sentensi ifuatayo iwe kwa lugha ya kiingereza
"BABA MIMI NI MTOTO WAKO WA NGAPI?"
Nipati jibu hapo!!!
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Wadau, mie leo usiku niliota Barack Obama (eee huyuhuyu Rais wa Marekani) ananitongoza na akataka niende nae Hanoi Vietnam kwa weekend..........yani it looked so real lol!! Ingekuwa kweli mbona...
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Originally Posted by Mufiyakicheko
amani&utulivu ingawa viongozi wengi wanahubili amani ni unafiki huwezi ukasema kunaamani watanzania wachache wanaishi maisha yaanasa wengi maisha ya dhiki...
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NAUNGANA na wanaosema Spika Anne Makinda hana uwezo wa kuongoza bunge; hasa bunge la sasa. Chombo hiki kikuu nchini Bunge kina majukumu matatu makuu: kutunga sheria, kushauri na kusimamia...
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Kiatu alikuwa analalamika 'mimi Mungu kanionea, nakanyangwa, naendewa chooni......' M**o akamcheka akamwambia 'bora wewe, mimi tangu nibaleghe nafichwa kwenye chupi. Hata hewa sipati, nikitolewa...
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Wadau...
Kuna jamaa yangu anatarajia kufanya workshop ya siku 5 pale Dom Mjini mwishoni mwa mwezi huu.
Anahitaji kujua ni hotel/ sehemu ipi nje ya mji(si mjini) anaweza kufanyia waorkshop yake...
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Ndugu wana jf kwa kutumia hile teknolojia ya kubaini cheaters aliyotuletea mdau mwenzetu nimeweza kuitumia kwa nyongeza ya ziada na hivyo kubaini kuwa Dena Amsi anatumia simu kuingilia jamvini...
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A man approached a very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and said, "I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
The woman looked puzzled...
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Jamani nawasalimu wapendwa wote wa MMU.
Nimekaa na kujiuliza mbona thread kuhusu mimi zimekuwa nyingi mno???
Hii inanipa wasiwasi nawaombeni mni-PM kuliko kunianzishia thread kila kukicha...
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WAZIRI wa Fedha, Mustafa Mkulo amewataka Watanzania ikibidi kumzomea Naibu Kiongozi wa Upinzani Bungeni, Kabwe Zitto kwa kuzungumza uongo na uzushi bila kuwa na uzalendo kwa Taifa lake huku...
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Kwa wale mwenye tv heb angalieni citizen tv naona watu wanao omba nafasi ya deputy chief justice wa kenya wanaojiwa live! Aise na sisi inabidi iwe hv na si rais anaamka asb anasema kamchagua flan...
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Mke mmoja alimkuta mumewe ameweka uume kwenye beseni la maji; akataharuki na kumuuliza
Mke; mbona umeweka uume wako kwenye beseni?
Mume; Naangalia pancha maana leo siku ya pili haujasimama
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