Nakumbuka wakati wa kampeni za uchaguzi Kikwete akiongea na wazee wa Dar es salaam alisema kwa mtandao wa internet anataka Hospitali ya Taifa Muhimbili mgonjwa akiwa anafanyiwa upasuaji dakatari...
ello?'
'Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?'
'No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'
After a brief pause,Daddy says, 'But honey,you haven't got an Uncle...
Watanzania tuachwe kupelekeshwa kama mambumbumbu.
Mi sidhani kama CHADEMA walitakiwa kujibu hii hoja ya mshahara wa Dr. Slaa....huyu Nape amefanya maksudi ili mpotezee ishu muhimu zinazohusu...
An 18 year-old girl tells her Mum that she is two months late. Very
worried, the mother rushes off to the chemist and buys a pregnancy
kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant...
Love you all najua mko vere busy :love:
Tupige story hapa napenda kujua kina dada mnapenda nini upande wa
wa mavazi, nywele ,viatu na mengineyo mwajiweka vip manake najua kila mtu anavitu vyake...
Ndugu wapendwa katika Jamvi. Hivi karibuni kulitokea msiba nyumbani kwetu. Shangazi yangu alifariki akiwa na umri wa miaka 97. Kabla ya kifo chake, wakati anaumwa pale Hospitali, nilimsikia...
ANGALIZO!
A couple that has been married for 20 years were both recently diagnosed with diabetes.
Findings later showed that they both contracted the disease as a result of the names they...
Lost wife in the Supermarket!!!
Two guys are moving about in a Pick and Pay supermarket when their carts collide.
One says to the other,
"I´m sorry - I was looking for my wife."
"What a...
Sasa nakuja kivingine, nakuja kwa staili ya mistali, I dedicate this to Lizzy nilimuahidi mistali. (Hivi ni mistali au mistari?)
ni wapi utapokaa, uhuru ukiwa nao
vitufe ukivibofya, ukiona na...
Jaman wana jf amani kwenu! Mm ninatatizo wapendwa,kuna mtu hapa jf huwa nampenda sn,anaitwa swty lady!simfaham nasimjui lkn nahis km ninatatizo kwn nimeshindwa kumsahau huyu mtu jaman,nafikir...
There were once 2 brothers who lived on the 80th level. On coming home one day, they realized to their dismay that the lifts were not working and that they have to climb the stairs home.
After...
Mtoto mmoja aliibiwa yeboyebo zake akalia sana, ghafla akatokea mtu mmoja mzima akamuuliza
kwanini unalia?
mtoto akajibu,
nimeibiwa yeboyebo zangu,
yule myu mzima akamwabia nyamaza usilie...
Wiki moja baada ya harusi, Jamaa akaanza kurudi nyumbani akiwa ananuka sigara. Mke wake akakasirika na kumweleza kuwa mbona kabla ya harusi alisema havuti sigara? Kesho yake jamaa akarudi amelewa...
bin laden arrives in heaven and meets God and he was required to account for his life in the world, God decided he would give him a choice, so he told him; ''will you go to hell or USA?
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