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Night miracle

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Novatus, May 11, 2011.

  1. Novatus

    Novatus JF-Expert Member

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    A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long she becomes pregnant and
    they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she
    is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland
    infection. The doctor says to the woman, 'I know what we'll do. After I've
    operated on the priest, I'll give the baby to him and tell him it was a
    miracle.' 'Do you think it will work?' she asks the doctor.
    'It's worth a try,' he says. So the doctor delivers the baby and then
    operates on the priest. After the operation he goes in to the priest and
    says, 'Father, you're not going to believe this.' 'What?' says the priest.
    'What happened?'
    'You gave birth to a child.' 'But that's impossible!' 'I just did the
    operation,'insists the doctor. 'It's a miracle! Here's your baby.' About
    fifteen years go by, and the priest realizes that he must tell his son the
    truth. One day he sits the boy down and says, 'Son, I have something to tell
    you. I'm not your father.' The son says, 'What do you mean, you're not my
    father?' The priest replies, 'I'm your mother. The archbishop is your
  2. Wa Nyumbani

    Wa Nyumbani JF-Expert Member

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    Haijakaa vizuri sana. Inatakiwa ionekane katika hali ya uhalisia
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    Tasia I JF-Expert Member

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    mh! hata kam ni joke lakini!?? not funny, so unamana arch bishop alikua ana.........ah(nimesahau nilichotak kusema).
  4. Mshume Kiyate

    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    simama, kaaa. napita tu
  5. toghocho

    toghocho JF-Expert Member

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    haya matusi sasa!