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Ndugu zangu wana jamvi leo nimeamua niingie moja kwa moja ndani ya chumba hiki nikiwa na maumivu makali ambayo yamesababisha akili yangu kuvurugika kabisa. Mara kwa...
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TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies and the economy grows. You retire on the income. ---------------------------------------- INDIAN...
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Mchungaji mmoja akiwa katika mji fulani,alikuwa haijui njia ya kwenda posta.Akiwa bado anahangaika,aliwakuta watoto uwanjani wakicheza chandimu(mpira wa makaratasi),akawaomba wamwonyeshe njia ya...
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An 86 year old man goes for a check up.. All of his test result come back normal.. the doctor says "Garry everything looks great, How are you doing mental and emotionally?? Are you at peace with...
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Siku moja jamaa mmoja Mchagga alidondokea kwenye Kisima Cha maji Akapiga kelele kuomba msaada huku akitapatapa. Mkewe akaja na kamba mpya, jamaa akauliza umenunua shs Ngapi. mkewe akamjibu Buku...
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nepoteza kumbukumbu...kwa wanaokumbuka naomba tarehe ya ule mkwala wa siku 90 kwa mapacha watatu ili ni-count down. pia prince wetu ametoa siku 9, naomba countdown yake. ni kawaida yao kutoa...
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mambo wanaJF As a young writer I ask for your comments on the style an content of below article: asanteni Never give up to your dream The more you are pressing to your dream, the more...
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Ni vp tunaweza kuwashashi vijana wa kike waungane katika harakati za kujikomboa na kuikomboa nchi yetu ktk umaskini uliosababishwa na chama tawala?
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Padri na sista walikua wanaenda kuhubiri injili kwenye parokia ya mbali toka kanisani kwao na ilikufika waendapo inabidi kutembea kwa miguu kwa muda wa siku mbili. siku ya kwanza ya safari yao...
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Huenda hapa si mahali pake ila ninaomba yeyote anayeweza kuweka hapa Mp3 ya ngoma ya Mganda au ngoma yeyote toka Tanzania aipost kwani ninataka kuwafundisha watu hapa Ulaya ila najua kuicheza ila...
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Ccm kujivua gamba nisawa je vip kuhusu sumu mwilini je nayo wameondoa au?
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A teacher instructs her fifth-grade class to ask their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end. The next day the kids come in and share their stories. "My daddy told me about my...
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Marry a girl,who cooks well.! Marry a girl,who looks well.! Marry a girl,who cares for you.! & one important thing, make sure that the three girls don't meet each other...
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Naskia kuna baiskeli za kike na za kiume ya Mh. ni ya jinsia gani?
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Mwalimu aliingia darasani na akaanza kufundisha ubaoni. Katikati ya pindi si akajamba! Wanafunzi wacha wacheke we! Mpaka akaona aibu akaomba likizo miezi 3. Aliporudi, Mwalimu: wanafunzi...
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One day 3 prisoners were brought to Hitler. They were english soldier, russian soldier and a jew . Hitler gave them promise that he would free that man who would be able to answer his question...
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Mlevi mbwa mmoja siku moja aliwastaabisha watu pale alipopelekewa pombe aina zote unazojua ww. Kila pombe alipewa robo kwenye glas na kuweza kutambua. Walipoona wanakaribia kumshindwa, mdau mmoja...
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STK - Serikali ya Tanzania Kimeo STG - Sister Tangulia Gheto IFM - Institute of Female Management UDSM - Ujinga kwetu Daima na Sasa Mtauona MZUMBE - Mimi Zungu la Mbeya DG -...
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