JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
A man applying as security guard was interviewed: "What we need is a person with a suspicious mind, high alert, insistent, unusual sense of hearing and with killer instinct. Do you think you are...
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Kwa mara ya kwanza naanzisha hii thread kukupongeza kwa siku ya kuzaliwa kwako.
Uwe mwingi wa furaha na mafanikio maishani mwako, umekuwa mwanachama wa JF kwa muda mrefu na umekuwa makini na...
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ADAM: It's chilly. EVE: I know.Also, these brambles are so scratchy. ADAM: And when the sun is out I burn. EVE: What about mosquitoes?Forget it. ADAM...
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Siku 1 Mr & Mrswalikuwa sebuleni, Mr akataka "kumsuprise" Mrs wake, akaenda chumbani na kuweka line mpya kwenye cm yake, then akampigia Mrs wake aliyemwacha sebuleni.............! HELLOW...
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Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?
Doctor: Sell!
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Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.
Airline virus: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore...
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Ukidanganya, wenzio wakikushtukia wanakwambia "APIA" au wanakwambia "TUKUPIGE MSALABA KWENYE PAJI LA USO"
Kweli tumetoka mbali, tulikuwa tunaogopa sana viapo na kuchorwa Msalaba.
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Siku moja abdul alienda kuazima sufuria kubwa kwa jirani yake.Alipokaa nalo wiki moja,alilirudisha huku akiliambatanisha na kijisufuria kidogo.Jirani alipohoji imekuwaje aliazima sufuria moja na...
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Unajua bana, siku izi watoto hawafaidi mambo yale ya kukaa na bibi/babu na kutoleana hadithi pamoja na vitendawili. Si unajuwa tena mambo ya teknolojia yalivyo na nguvu, watoto wanaishia kwenye Tv...
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An Indian man walks into a bank in
New York City and asks for the loan officer.
He tells the loan officer that he is going to India on business
for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The...
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A PhD graduate and an ordinary man went on a camping trip,set up their tent and fell asleep. Some hours later, the ordinary man woke up his PhD friend: "Look up at the sky and tell me what you...
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A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his parishioners. All went well until he came to one house. It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came to the door even...
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1) Can socks be considered underwear?
2) Apple, Blackberry or fruit salad?
3) Why are circles round?
4) Why do girls grow their hair but shave their legs?
5) Why is there 'ant' in the words...
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Wajameni mi kidhungu kinanipiga chenga kidogo, naomba msaada wenu kwenye haya nisije nikaumbuka!<br />
<ol class="decimal"><li>Wale wadada watumishi kwenye ndege munamuita hostess, je wakiume...
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The poorly paid local pastor grew watermelons to supplement his low income. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some neighbouring kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at...
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CHADEMA yamweka hatarini Kikwete
MBOWE: TUTAENDELEA KUKOMAA NAO HADI KIELEWEKA
BAADA ya kuiteka miji na vijiji vya mikoa ya Mbeya, Rukwa na Katavi, Chama cha Demokrasia na Maendeleo...
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Last night i lay in my bed, looked at the moon, the beautiful sky and the stars; then i thought........."where the hell is my roof?"
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maoni ya kila mwanadamu yamejaa mabadiliko ya dhati pale anapopakusudia.rejea mwaka 2005 uchaguz mapdri na makanisa yote wakasema kikwete ni chaguo la mungu akashnda.akaongoza walivyomuona kafuta...
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:happy:HALOO....SOON IM GOING TO START MY TERMINAL EXAMS....JF MEMBERS I NEED UR PRAYERS....KAMA TUNAVYOFURAHIA KUTOK ABT DIFFERENT THINGS IN JF...BASI TUFURAHIE MAFANIKIO YANGU AMBAYO YATATOKANA...
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