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help me find my wife

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by toghocho, May 9, 2011.

  1. toghocho

    toghocho JF-Expert Member

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    A man approached a very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and said, "I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

    The woman looked puzzled. "Why do you want to talk to me?" she asked.

    "Because every time I talk to a woman with beautiful tits like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere"
     
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    uporoto01 JF-Expert Member

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    Hiyo gia nzuri ya kuwaingia mademu afu ukute hamna cha wife wala kimada hahaha!
     
  3. Wa Nyumbani

    Wa Nyumbani JF-Expert Member

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    Naona hapo kuna tatizo. Kwa nini huyo mkeo awe anakutega namna hiyo? Hajui siku moja unaweza kufanya kweli?
     
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    Safina JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa ndo anamtega huyu mdada, lol
     
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    Hmaster JF-Expert Member

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    Hiyo ni tamu!
     
  6. toghocho

    toghocho JF-Expert Member

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    jamaa yuko serious anamtafuta mkewe coz kila akiongea na mdada mkewe anatokea so anajaribu kumtafuta wife
     
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