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Ndugu zangu wa hili jukwaa mimi huwa nacheka sana kwa jokes zenu,kweli mnafanya siku yangu iende vizuri,ahsanteni sana.Ila mi ningependa utaje watu wako ambao huwa kwenye hili jukwaa unafurahi...
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Source: Yahoofriends One of the renowned lawyers in Texas had made love to a city prostitute who unfortunately forgot to take her panty from the lawyer's car. Afterwards he drove home and as...
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mambo vipi
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Wandugu nisaidieni, niliomba kibari tanrod nikapta ingawaje muda wa kukipata ni siku mbili. Sas tatizo lina kuja hapa jana nimeanza safari ya ninakokwenda kwa bahati mbaya kumbe nilikosea kuandika...
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mwana CCM asiyekubali kujivua gamba
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Nimekuwa nikijihusisha na marafiki, ndugu na jamaa zangu wengi sana, kwa bahati nzuri wengi wao wana vipato vya kuwawezesha kukabili maisha ya mjini! Cha kushangaza, wote hao unapowauliza "je...
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unatabasamu mbele ya mtu alafu anakuambia hivi.."i like your smile because my favorite color isYELLOW"....ultimate insult!!
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1.Kubadilisha relationshp status kila siku,asbh upo "single" mchn "in a relationshp",jioni its complicated,ucku "married" bdae divorced, 2.Kuweka status kwa kila unachofanya hata vya kipuuzi...
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Wanawake jamani si mtatumaliza walianza :- 1.kuvaa nguo kuonesha mistar ya chupi. 2.kuvaa nguo kuonesha chupi yanyewe had rangi. 3.kuvaa kata ***** then chupi,shanga ama cheni kuwa nje...
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Hebu tutupie hapa majina ya utani ya aina za vyakula;mf RnB-rice and beans(wali maarage) HIPHOP-Msosi wa wagumu (ugali maharage)...ongezea yako...
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Wana jf,nimeona bora ntumie mda wangu mzuri kwenye mtandao wetu huu kubadilishana mawazo,nimeona FB Haina jipya,hususan mi binafsi napenda kuwa enteprenuer,2shrikiane kujenga Taifa letu Wakuu
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Hebu tutupie hapa majina ya utani ya aina za vyakula;mf RnB-rice and beans(wali maarage) HIPHOP-Msosi wa wagumu (ugali maharage)...ongezea yako...
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@ bandugu iiii kitu iiii kitu iiii...* kwa nn ikaitwa tiGO???
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The magnetic JF superstar who is famed for his grandiloquence and abhorred for his poignant utterances against Chadema, has today turned 33. Coincidently, on this day 28 years back his spouse...
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A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift. "Well," says the doctor, "I can do the facelift, and then you'll have to come back in six months for a follow-up." "Oh, no." the woman...
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Nyumba moja ilikuwa na panya wasumbufu wengi sana.Ili kuondokana na adha ya wale panya,jamaa wakatafuta nyama ya nguruwe,wakaipaka sumu kisha wakaitega ili panya wale.Walipoamka asubuhi wakakutana...
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Unajua ukitaka kumtishia mschana wa kichina mwambie ana ugonjwa wa SARS.ukitaka kumtishia mschana wa kikenya muambie ana UKIMWI..mschana wa kiamerica utamshtua ukimwambia anaugua CANCER..na mwisho...
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Katika jaduweli ifuatayo, yenye nambari 1-16, ukijumlisha nambari za mstari wowote, iwe chini kwende juu, kulia kushoto, pembe hadi pembe, upande wowote, unapata jawabu ya 34. Hata ukijumlisha...
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Jamaa amekula ban nyingine ndani ya wiki moja. Saaaaaafi saaaaaanaaaaaa
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Licha ya kwamba hapa JF nafurahishwa na michango ya watu wengi lakini huyu jamaa ananitengenezea sana siku zangu. Mungu akupe maisha marefu na mapepo wachafu wanaosababisha BAN wakutoke na...
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