Face Lift Surgery


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A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift. "Well," says the doctor, "I can do the facelift, and then you'll have to come back in six months for a follow-up."
"Oh, no." the woman replies. "I want it all done in one shot. I don't want to have to come back."
The doctor thinks for a second, then offers, "There is a new procedure where we put a screw in the top of your head. Then anytime you see wrinkles appearing, you just give it a little turn, which pulls the skin up, and they disappear."
"That's what I want!" exclaims the lady. "Let's do that."
Six months later the lady charges into the doctor's office. "Well, how's the procedure holding up?" the doctor asks. "Terrible!" the lady bellows. "It's the worst mistake I've ever made."
"What's wrong?" asks the doctor.
"Just look at these bags under my eyes!" she hollers. "Lady," the doctor retorts, "those aren't bags, those are your tits. And if you don't leave that screw alone, you're going to have a beard!"
 
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mmmhh sijui nimeelewa......!!!!!
 
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Yaani ile screw inapokaza ngozi ya uso kwa kuivuta inavuta na mat.iti sasa anayaona kama bags baadaye kadiri atakavoendelea kuvuta ngozi zile nywele za chini zitafika kidevuni na kuwa kama ndevu
 
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Duh, hiyo balaa! manake akiendelea zaidi kuvuta atakuwa na midomo miwili!
 
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hahahahahah hahahah what the usual old skin tend to do?
 

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