<div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: serif"><img src="http://www.birthdaymessages.com/bullet.gif" border="0" alt="" />Happy Birthday, you're not getting older you're just a little closer to death.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: serif"><img src="http://www.birthdaymessages.com/bullet.gif" border="0" alt="" />To the nation's best kept secret; Your true age.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: serif"><img src="http://www.birthdaymessages.com/bullet.gif" border="0" alt="" />Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: serif"><img src="http://www.birthdaymessages.com/bullet.gif" border="0" alt="" />Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: serif"><img src="http://www.birthdaymessages.com/bullet.gif" border="0" alt="" />Money's tight<br />
Times are hard<br />
Here's you friggin birthday card</span><br />
<span style="font-family: serif"><img src="http://www.birthdaymessages.com/bullet.gif" border="0" alt="" />Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: serif"><img src="http://www.birthdaymessages.com/bullet.gif" border="0" alt="" />Better to be over the hill than burried under it.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: serif"><img src="http://www.birthdaymessages.com/bullet.gif" border="0" alt="" />You are only as old as you act.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: serif"><img src="http://www.birthdaymessages.com/bullet.gif" border="0" alt="" />So many candles... so little cake.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: serif"><img src="http://www.birthdaymessages.com/bullet.gif" border="0" alt="" />Happy Birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you smell like a monkey, and you look like one too.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: serif"><img src="http://www.birthdaymessages.com/bullet.gif" border="0" alt="" />We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: serif"><img src="http://www.birthdaymessages.com/bullet.gif" border="0" alt="" />Happy Birthday on your very special day, I hope that you don't die before you eat your cake.</span></div>