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Hapa juzi kati nilienda Mombasa,nikitembea kila baada ya muda nasikia 'bomu mzee' nikawa nastuka vipi mbona hali si shwari au nirudi kwenye giza la Ngeleja ? baada ya muda nikamuuliza mtu vipi...
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hakimu:"ni sababau gani iliyokufanya,uchukue kiti na kumpigia mmeo kichwani,bila huruma?"
Mtuhumiwa:"meza ilikuwa nzito"
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The Window from which we look
A young couple moves into a new neighborhood.
The next morning while they are eating breakfast,
The young woman sees her neighbor hanging...
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Mgombea ubunge katika uchaguzi mdogo jimbo la igunga amekutwa anabanduliwa katika moja ya vichochoro mjini igunga.
mashuhuda wa tukio hilo la aibu wamedai kuwa vijana hao ambao walikuwa...
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Rose1980
Yesterday 10:42
JF Senior Expert Member Re: Ooh my kumbe leo ni 19.09 HONGERA KAKA
me yangu keshoooooooooooo...20.9
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jamni sijui ni mimi tu au ..
Kuna avatar nyingine humu ndani
zinakuvita tu usome hoja zao uone walicho andika loohhhhh
saa nyingine unatabasamu peke yako mbele ya screen ,
waangali kulia kushoto...
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Ni jambo la kushukuru Mungu na lakupendeza kuona jamii inaishi kwa umoja na kwa upendo.Lakini kwa hali sasa inavyoeonekana katika nchi yetu imeshakuwa kama tunaelekea kupoteza umoja wetu na upendo...
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Norma Jean Young revealed to The Globe that her son Donald, who was openly gay, was a close friend of Obama. Mrs. Young also believes the Chicago Police Department has not placed a high priority...
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Unakuta dada anamaziwa mazuri kama ndo saa 7,chuchu zimesimama kama koni.halafu amevaa sidiria transparent(inaonesha) maziwa yote du. Wenyewe wanaona ni stail ila du wananichanganya.
Du hii...
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The guest speaker has been talking for more than three hours already. The audience was getting bored and restless. Finaly the speaker gasped, "My goodness, I must have been talking for hours! Is...
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Mimi nachukia wadada mnaovaa Skintite mnaondoa maana halisi ya mwanamke!!
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Daladala la ubungo-mbagala lilipofika buguruni. (KONDA);Oya oya mbagala vp mnaenda? (ABIRIA);Tukafanye nini? SWALI;Ungekuwa wewe ndo konda wa hiyo daladala,ungewajibu nini hao raia?
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jamaa baada ya kutoka dili mida ya saa mbili usiku alijisachi na akapata hana nauli ya taxi.hivyo akasimamisha taxi huku akipiga mahesabu itakuaje.alipouliza bei dereva akamuambia elfu...
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A businessman sends an email to
his wife.
'My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I
have certain needs that you with
your 54 years can no longer
supply. I am very happy with you
and...
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Wadau naomba msaada: Niko mbali na nyumbani kwa muda mrefu sasa, nimelikumbuka sana pilau na hapa ugenini hakuna restaurant/hotel wanayopika pilau. Please wenye kujua namna ya kupika pilau...
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wakuu hili jambo nimelifatilia kwa muda mrefu sasa
wengi wetu hapa jf tunapenda sana zile topic nyepesi hasa za mapenzi,utani na jokes,dini na nyingine kama hizo
ikitokea topic ya kuumiza kuchwa...
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Kijana mmoja miaka ya 90,alimbaka bibi yake mzaa baba.baba akachukia na kumpeleka mtoto mahakamani,cku ya kesi,jamaa akaulizwa na hakimu akakubali,kuwa ni kweli,lakini kwa nini baba yake kachukia...
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Ingekukuta hii......
Uko ndani ya "mkoko" boomba kabisa, unamwona binti mzuuuri, unaamua kumpa lifti. Akiwa ndani ya gari binti anapoteza fahamu, unaamua kumkimbiza hospitali, wakati ukisubiri...
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A doctor has some urgent matter coming up.
He calls his orderly, Kapal, and tells him
Kapal, I have to go off for the afternoon,
we dont want to close the clinic,
can you take care of our...
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