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Wana JF. Kuoa au kuolewa ni hatua ya maisha ambayo binadamu huipitia. Katika hatua hii, vijana wengi hasa wa kiume wamekuwa wakitatizika sana kwamba ni msichana yupi anafaa kuwa mke...
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The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners. It's an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but...
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At dinner a little boy offered to lead in prayer; Dear GOD, I thank you for giving me such lovable parents, Thanks for visitors and their children who finished all my cookies & ice cream.Bless...
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Jamaa alimtongoza msichana ambaye alikuwa anasali naye kanisa moja,msichana akamwambia nipe mda wa kusali ili mungu anionyeshee kama we ndo mme wangu wa ndoa,jamaa akampa mda wa mwezi moja,mwezi...
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Waungwana salaam, Bw Bwire Mugeta Alikopa fedha jumla ya 470,000/= na alihaidi kulipa ndani ya siku saba lakini hadi leo hajafanya hivyo, huyu jamaa amekuwa sio mstarabu fedha hizi alikopa...
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Enjoy katika hii rar file kuna 10 joke books ambamo kuna 3 adult books na zingine mchanganyiko pia there is a book of "YO MAMA JOKES" and many more ENJOOOOOOOOOOOOY!!! download apa
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Palitokea mkutano wa madaktari bingwa kutoka nchi 3, China, Ujerumani na Tanzania. Wakawa wanajadili mafanikio yaliyofanywa ktk nchi zao. Mchina akaanza "kwetu alizaliwa mtoto hana mkono wa...
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Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee...
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wakuu sijuwi kama ilikuwepo hii lkn nimeona niwaekee ambao hawajawahi kuiona A guy went up to his father saying: "Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!" Father: That's great...
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A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a va.gi.na. What is a va.gi.na, and what does it look like?" "Well, son, before s.ex it...
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My Dear SweetHeart, Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane.There I saw you with our cute circular face,conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your...
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Wanajamvi napenda kuwajulia hali baada ya kupotea kwa muda mrefu kutokana na majukumu mbalimbali,...napenda kuwapongeza TANESCO kwa kutu-providia umeme wa uhakika since uhuru till...
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"Je una njia ya kufanya isiwe watatizo ili sie wenye kaz za kutegemea umeme tusilale na njaa?" Swali hili aliulizwa kijana mmoja huko Nanjilinji na muandishi wa habri,naye akajibu "Umeme ndio...
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A Sunday school teacher asked the children in her class, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would I get into Heaven?" "No!" the children...
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Aliyekiona hakukuikimbila, aliyekikimbilia hakukikamata, aliyekikamata hakukila, aliyekula hakushiba, aliyeshiba hakufanya kazi yeyote.
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Three women were talking about their love lives. The first said "My husband is like a Rolls-Royce; smooth and sophisticated." The second said "Mine is like a Porsche; fast and powerful." The...
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John na James wanataka kusafiri kutoka Kashozi kwenda Katerero.John anasafiri kwa baiskeli na James anatumia gari ambayo spidi yake ni mara sita ya spidi ya baiskeli ya John.Bahati mbaya gari ya...
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Mimi kama muislamu nataka kutoa wimbo wa 'zomea Bakwata' naomba msaada wenu wa mistari wa wimbo huu.Hawa jamaa hawakubaliki na Waislamu na wanabebwa na CCM kwa maslahi yaoWamekuwa wanatoa kauli...
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Bibi wa kipemba alitoa ushahuda kwa muandishi wa habari juu ya ajali ya gari iliyokuwa iktoka Dar kwenda Moro. Akaulizwa anakumbuka ilikuwaje? Akasema: "ama bwan muandishi mie nikumbukalo ni...
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The Magic Penis A businessman was preparing to go on a long business trip. Being the thoughtful husband he was, he thought he'd buy his wife something to keep her occupied while he was gone...
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