Nemesis
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- Feb 13, 2008
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Tulegeze msuli kidogo na haka ka joke, najua tension ni kubwa kwetu sote....
Assuming Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton and Rob Mugabe die and all go to hell. But the devil has only one phone there.
Queen says, I miss my England can I use your phone and hear how my
people are doing down there. She calls and talks about five minutes.
Then she asks: Well devil, how much do I owe you for the call? The devil says: Five million dollars. She writes him a cheque and goes back to her chair.
Clinton wants to make a call too. He says I wanna call the US. He talks
about ten minutes, then asks how much do I owe you devil?
The devil says Ten million dollars. He also writes a cheque and goes
back to his seat.
Mugabe is jealous. He says I want to call Zim, He calls and talks for
about an hour ... then he asks the devil how much do I owe you?
The devil replies: only one dollar, Mugabe is shocked and asks 'why so
little?' The devils says: if you make a call from one hell to another,
it's a local call.
Tehe Tehe Tehe Kana-Ka-Nsungu umeua mwee kwi kwi kwi...