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[Makiwendo]

Hahaa kwahiyo we unaona unapolala ni pa kimasikini kweli

 

[Makiwendo]

Nini tena aunt
Kuna usalama kweli

Upo wa kutosha Toto...

 

[Makiwendo]

Huyo ana magari zaidi ya hayo unayoyajua mdogo wangu

Jamani

 

[Makiwendo]

Auntie makiii hongera bwana fanya uniazime hata moja leseni yangu huwa inaexipire ikiwa kwa droo tu

Usiwasikilize Auntie...
Yangu yenyewe inazeekea kwa wallet..

 

[Makiwendo]

hata sijui nacheka ninii ila auntie makii utakuja WhatsApp kunifafanulia au tukipigiana simu

Ujue hata sijui ni nini...

 

[Makiwendo]

He he ulikuwa muoga mwenyewe we mzee

Alikuwaga ana comment anaweka dot dot,

 

[Makiwendo]

Yaani nimecheka ila sijaelewa nataka kueleweshwa zaidi

 

[Makiwendo]

Dah! Na leo alicho nifanyia namtazama tu.. Kaniambia nimpe lift, nimejipinda nimeenda na kirikuu changu nimeweka na wese la buku ten, kanikalisha masaa matatu pale nje ya ofisi naota joto tu.. badae nikaona anatoka na Lexus LX 570.. yaani ila fresh tu

Unabadilisha maneno siyo?

 

[Nations]

Unabadilisha maneno siyo?

Mzima Dada Tajiri lakini ? Mnaendeleaje hapo ?

 

[Makiwendo]

Unaona unapendwaaaa kumbe watu wanakujaza ujinga tu wanafurahua maujinga yako

Naanza kuelewa kwa mbali sasa

 

[Makiwendo]

Huyu ni mimi kabisa nikikopa songesha ila voda View attachment 2262080

 

[Makiwendo]

Songesha ni voda auntie wanakukopesha mkopo unaitwa songesha

Ulipata gawio Auntie wangu?

 

[Makiwendo]

Yani acha tu
Jf ni kukaa kitaalamu tu
Ukisifiwa usikimbilie kufurahi

 

[Makiwendo]

Lol! Kind like bank overdraft, nimeipenda but shida ni baadhi kusongesha zaidi ukitumiwa afukumi wanakata afusita uliyosongesha.

NB. Wakati kwenye overdraft hakuna interest, songesha nadhani wanatoza riba fulani.

Maslahi: sijaqualify kusongesha

Kwanini afukumi na afusita lakini OBE?

Aki!!!! You can take a man out of the village, but you cannot take the village out of Him..."

 

[Makiwendo]

Haha watu wanakujaza unajua wanakukubali kumbe wenzio wanakuchora tu

Ni either wakikusifia uwalie buyu au uamue kujitoa tu ufahamu kwamba wakikusifia unafurahia tu kinafiki ili muende sawa ila moyoni unajua kabisa wanakuzunguka

Lakini ukijifanya unawaamini imekula kwako

 

[Makiwendo]

Auntie makiii nani kakuficha

Niko hapa Auntie...

Nimepanda mlima huko....mambo kumbe yalikuwa mob hivi hata huniambii?,

 

[Makiwendo]

Kula mema ya dunia mkuu, mimi sina meno tena!

Mwenye nguvu mpishe
Aloooooooh!!!!

 

[Makiwendo]

Mmmmmmh!! Babe yanazungumzika haya ujue?

 

[Makiwendo]

Kamganga ketu

 

[Makiwendo]

Si yule mlevi wake, sio yule wa siku ile, yule mwingine.

Kimandolu wewe....