Tanzania ni moja ya nchi amboyo inawawakilishi wanao tetea na kulinda maslahi ya wananchi moja ya jambo muhimu linalotekelezwa na wawakilishi ni kupanga bajeti na kusimamia utekelezaji, lakini...
Kuna tetesi zimeenea mtaani kuwa mshiriki wa Bongo Star Search ambaye amepanda chati kuliko kawaida kuwa ni kachero kutoka shirika la kijasusi la Marekani, CIA na yuko hapa nchini kwa kazi maalum...
3 Men were waiting to go to heaven.
St Peter was at the gate and said, "However good you were to your wife that is the vehicle you will get in heaven". The first guy comes up to the gate and...
1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have...
BINADAMU ATAACHA LINI VITUKO
People never stop to amaze in this life!!!
Freddie, a farmer, ordered an expensive milking machine.
He then decided to test it on himself first, so he insert his...
Makampuni ya simu, yameshusha gharama saana za kupigia simu ndani ya mtandao na hata kwenda mitandao mingine. Ukifikiria kule tulipoanzia wakati vocha zinauzwa kwa Dollar na leo hii hadi...
Eti wakulu nimesikia kua Dr.Remmy Ongalla atazikwa kitaifa na kupigiwa mizinga 7 jamani hizi ni habari za kweli? Na mgeni rasmi atakua ni raisi wa Jamuhuri ya kidemokrasi ya kongo ndugu KABILA!
Nina vocha ambayo ukiingiza, utaweza kupiga bure kwenda popote. Ili wahusika wasiishtukie, atakayebonyeza HAPA nitapata ID yake na nitamtumia kwenye PM. Ukiipata usirudi kuiweka hadharani ili...
Mzee mmoja alikwenda na mtoto wake kwenye ghorofa moja la shirika la bima..
Walipofika
mtoto : Akaanza kumuuliza baba hii nini (huku akimuonesha lifti ya ghorofa)
mzee : Mwanangu sijawahi...
Mkuu,
Umechelewa duh, sasa hivi, yaani mida hii hii,.wameruka kwa kutumia ungo wao, kwa mwendo wa roketi ,plus kasi zaidi, ari zaidi na ,kwa nguvu zaidi..
Lakini wameacha salamu kuwa...
ilitengenezwa mashine kwa ajili ya kukamata wezi, ilipopelekwa marekan ilikamata wezi 444, ikapelekwa india ikakamata wezi 240, kenya ikakamata wezi 50 ikaletwa tanzania unajua kilichotokea nini...
A priest walked into a barber shop in Arusha.
After he got his haircut, he asked how much it would be. The barber said, "No charge. I consider it a service to the Lord."...
Baada ya ushindi wa jumapili kutafsiriwa kuwa ni kutokana na kutokuwepo kwa raisi uwanjani,jk amekiri kuwa huenda damu yake haiko na mapenzi ya dhati kwa timu zetu za taifa hivyo ameapa kuwa...
Kamaka :"Dad whats the difference between confident and confidential?"
Dad : "Hmm. You are my son. Of that I am confident. Your friend Mwanakijiji is also my son. That's confidential."
Kuna viongozi wa chama fulani nchini ambacho sera zake zinazofanana na mafreemasons(wale wanaosalimiana kwa ishara ya vidole viwili kama akina Bush,Saddam,Obama,Ahmednijad,Arafat,tonny Blair...
These are some of the application and leave letterswritten by various personnel . English, as they say,is really a funny language!1. A candidate's application "This has reference to your...
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