A white and a Swahili guy are sitting to each other on a long flight.The white is thinking that swahili's are so dumb and that he could get one over on them easly...so he asks to play a fun game...
Good evening good ladies and gentlemen,
How are all down here today?
Well, I am a newcomer on board. This decision to be listed in onto your most respected and very famous forum internationally...
Siku moja kule mji kasoro bahari Moro maeneo ya mji mpya kulikuna wafuta bangi 2 wakibishana kuhusu mwezi ua jua kwakweli muda ulikua wa jioni jua limesha zama
Vuta 1:-lile jua
Vuta 2:-Hapana ule...
Hold it gently;
Put two fingers in;
If they don't fit, force them in;
If the hole is big enough put three fingers.
Now move slowly up and down,
Ooh yes,
slowly
Up and down...
Can you...
Q: Why men walk more
And women talk more?
A: Coz men have three legs
And women have four lips!
Why do women wear flowered panties?
A: C O z its their way of saying,
'In memory of those who were...
Kuna jamaa(watanzania) wafanyabiashara ya madawa ya kulevya katika nchi moja ya ulaya,walikuwa wamepokea mzigo wa kutosha wa madawa hayo katika nyumba ya kiongozi wao.Basi wakawa wamekutana kama...
After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger woman.
The Msasani luxury apartment was in his name and he wanted to remain there with his new love so he asked the wife to move...
A strange invention from Turkey
I think he is saying, this thing fell off a passing UFO and landed in my cousin Mehmets front garden, we think it is a propulsion unit but are still trying to...
Nikiwa nimekaa nikifikiria jinsi gani life nitaliwin, ghafla vitoto viwili vikawa vinaongea...mdogo kamwuliza mkubwa, eti kwa nini miguu hunuka? mkubwa kasema nani kakuuliza, mdogo kasema ni yule...
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5.00 am for an early...
Never KISS a female police,
She will say, handz up.
Never KISS a female doctor,
She will say, Next plz
Alwayz KISS a female teacher,
She will say, repeat it 10 timez
Young King Mugisha was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring chiefdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Mugisha's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him...
Sikukuu za Christmas na Boxing day zilizopangwa kufanyika kesho na keshokutwa duniani kote zimesogezwa mbele hadi hapo zitakapopangwa tena.
Msemaji wa Wizara ya Tawala za Mikoa na Mbingu za...
Two Trainees working in the same office, one wanted some time off, but knew the boss wouldn't allow him to take leave.
He decided to act crazy so the boss would tell him to take a few days off...
GIRL: Father, I have sinned a great sin. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.
PRIEST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?
GIRL: Well Father, he...
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