Binadamu ataacha lini vituko!?


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BINADAMU ATAACHA LINI VITUKO


People never stop to amaze in this life!!!


Freddie, a farmer, ordered an expensive milking machine.
He then decided to test it on himself first, so he insert his
manhood into the equipment and turned on the switch.
Soon he realizes that the equipment provides him with
more pleasure than his wife does. But when the fun is
over, he realizes that he cannot remove the instrument
from his tool, anxiously he reads the manual, but does
not find any useful information.

He tries every button on the instrument, without
success. finally the farmer decides to call the
customer hotline...

'Hello, I just bought a milking cow
machine from your company, It works fantastic, but how
do I remove it from the cow's udder?
''

"Don't worry sir'', replies the customer service
person,
''the machine will release automatically once
it has collected two litres!"
.....
 

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Huyo jamaa anatia huruma......sasa hizo lita mbili zitatoka wapi?
 

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tehh!teh!teh!....haya majaribio mengine sio.daaah!naungana na mkuu hapo, apige karanga na nazi huku mashine inaendelea kugema
 

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