Source: Yahoo friends.
Nigerian man called his mom from the USA.
Man: Mom, I have AIDS.
Mother: My sonooooo! Listen wooo, don't come back home woo, my son woo abeg abegwoo.
Man: Why mom...
There were two nuns...
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),
and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent...
Source: Yahoo friends.
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy,
walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes,
and said, I would like to buy some cyanide.
The...
Freak continues to be used to describe genetic mutations in plants and animals, i.e. freaks of nature. Freak can also be used in a verb form, and can mean: to become stressed and upset...
JANA NILIENDA KUMTEMBELEA RAFIKI YANGU MMOJA ANAEFANYA KAZI KAMA MAKETINGI MENEJA KATIKA KIWANDA CHA KUTENGENEZA KONDOMU,NILIPOFIKA KWAKE NILIKUTA NYUMBA YAKE IMEJAA WATOTO WACHANGA WAKILIALIA,NA...
Wakiwa kitandani kwa mara ya kwanza Bibi harusi alimwambia bwana harusi Honey unajua mimi bado bikra kwahiyo sijui chochote kuhusu mahaba/mapenzi. Unaweza kunielezea nini chakufanya kwa mara ya...
Je X-mass ni sherehe za kuzaliwa yesu kristo ? Nielewavyo gregorian calenda ilianza pale yesu alipozaliwa yaani tareh 01-januari - 01. Sasa ninapoambiwa tunasherehekea kuzaliwa yesu tar 25 -Dec...
My wife and I went to the agricultural show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,
' THIS BULL...
... if I was a boy, even for a day... Haya maneno yapo katika wimbo fulani hivi wa beyonce.
Hivi kama wewe, ukibadilishwa jinsia, kwa masaa 24 tu, siku hiyo utafanya nini?
Aisee binafsi siku...
A wife dreaming in the middle of the night suddenly wakes up and shouts 'wake up quick! My husband is back! The man on the bed with her got up, jumped through the window, broke his legs, ribs and...
A Priest was being honoured at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and to give a...
kuna hospital moja ya vichaa ilikuwa imeishiwa dawa za kuwapima vichaa akili zao kama wamepona, ikabidi doctor achore alama ya mlango ukutani halaf akawaambia wale vichaa "ATAKAE WEZA KUPITA...
Hivi mmepata kujiuliza baada ya kuona tangazo la askofu Masanilo?
[quote]Rev Masanilo
I am Full Time Alcoholic, Drugs and Sexy Addicts[\quote]
Mashaka yangu ni kwamba kama hajawatenda...
Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years. Local newspaper...
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