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Miaka ya 1960. Nyerere Rais. Mkatoliki. Maarufu sana. Wazungu walimkubali. Wakatoa elimu kwa jamii za Kikristo. Waislamu wao walikuwa hawataki shule. Walikuwa wanavua samaki baharini...
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Sioujanja!unajipulizia perfume hadi unanuka nipeni zenu
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Kulikua na mashindano ya kumpata mtu mfupi kuliko wote duniani. Jamaa m1 alikuwa mfupi kama chupa ya bia, alipokwenda kwenye ukumbi wa mashindano akakuta mlinzi getini ni mfupi amekalia kiberi...
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Shibuda kumshtaki Wenje kwa wazee Saturday, 11 December 2010 21:01 Mwandishi wetu MGOGORO ndani ya Chadema umechukua sura mpya baada ya Mbunge wa...
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Johnny walked into class every morning with a black eye. After a while his teacher got worried and asked him about it. Johnny’s answer was, "Our house is very small miss. Me, my mother and my...
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Habari na udaku mwingi hapa ni ama Chadema au viongozi wa Chadema. Au zinahusu serikali lakini zimeibuliwa na wanachadema. Kama Chadema ikifutwa habari na udaku Hapa JF zitapungua kwa takriban...
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Kwa speed hii anayokuja nayo mh Kafulila anaweza akawa tishio kwenye bunge la 10 kama alivyokua Mh Zitto kwenye bunge lililopita but waswas wangu ni huyu zitto ambaye amekua haeleweki ndani ya...
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Nenda germany kasome hadi 2030
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Wana JF naomba wenye uelewa sahihi wa uhusiano wa JK na mama Zakia make nijuavyo mimi kisiasa yule mama hana jipya la kutusaidia watanzania wala CCM, lakini ninachojiuliza ni namna alivyomteua...
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A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are...
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Hi friend, Please read carefully and apply instructions The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted...
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A prosperous business man propositioned a beautiful girl to spend the night with him. She agreed to do so for $500. When he was ready to leave in the morning, he told her that he didn't have any...
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Little Johnny Jokes Little Johnny sticks it out The Little Johnny was 8 years old when his parents decided to have him circumcised. After a few days of recovery, the boy went back to school...
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Tusker baridi upo mbona kimya sana , makonyagi naye simsikii au bado amelala????????? Special for you Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the...
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The man was called Danger because women were attracted by his handsomeness. He was the grand master of seduction. He dressed, laughed and even danced with a motive to attract women. The man who...
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Kwa heshima na taadhima naomba uweke hii habari hapa kwani sitaki tukio kama hili lijitokeze kwa mtu mwingine, naomba sana naomba sana, Juzi jumamosi tarehe 4/12/2010 tulikuwa na harusi ya...
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Kuna jamaa kitaa alikuwa na tabia ya kula chabo, siku moja akawa anachungulia kwenye tundu kwa zamu yeye pamoja na mshkaji wake, baadae ikawa zamu ya jamaa jamaa kuchungulia kumbe mzee wa shughuli...
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kulikuwa na watu kumi na moja wamening'inia kwenye kamba iliyoshikiliwa na helikopta, kati yao mwanamke alikuwa mmoja . Kutokana na uzito wao kuelemea kamba ikabidi washauriane ili mmoja wao...
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Mavi sio msumali ila ukiyakanyaga lazima uchechemee
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