A mother and her daughter were at the gynecologist's office. The mother asked the doctor to examine her daughter. "She has been having some strange symptoms and I'm worried about her,"...
Duhh!! ni soo!!
mke wa Frank anajivunia mume mtulivu, hashindi baa na hatongozi
videmu. Akitoka kazini huenda kucheza basketball na hurudi nyakati za
dinner. Siku moja mkewe akamhurumia...
Kuna jamaa angu anaishi Iringa eti kanambia kuna fununua
ya kuwa Mtoto wa Jeikei kanunua stand ya miomboni
ya vidaladala na anajiandaa kuzuia kuoakia abiria ili
ajenge ghorofa hapo
Is it true...
One day a lady from the church had come over and had given a gift for all the wonderful sermons that her husband has given.
Mrs. Johnson had said, "Thank you very much but what is it?"
The...
Nimetumiwa sms na mtu wangu wa karibu (anafanya kazi serikalini):
"XXXXXX, ukifowadiwa email yyt inayomuhusu rais wa tz pse dont forward it to any one kuna watu imewagharimu kwenda selo kulala...
A doctor told a guy that mast*rb*ting before sx would help him last longer in the game.He said
"What tha hell i'll try it out before i reach home."
The next day when he was about to leave the...
As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.
He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head...
A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie. The Russian is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello master, I...
Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway but your waiter may know!
This is pretty neat
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute. Work...
There were 11 people hanging onto a rope that hung down from a military helicopter. Ten were men and one woman. The rope was starting to fray, so they all agreed that one person should let go...
Jamaa alikuwa anaota kaokota fuko la Rambo limejaa coins pia limetoboka ikabidi alishike vizuri kwa juu na akaanza kugombana na wa2 wasiokote hela zake yeye akaamua kuliziba hilo fuko la...
Mwalimu alitoa hom Wek ya kuchora meli kwa Madent wake,lkn kesho yake akapigwa na butwaa.MWL:We mbona umechora bahari wakati mie nimesema mchore Meli? DENT:nilichora meli ila imezama kwasababu...
Source: Yahoo friends.
Ever since mobile phone services were introduced in Lake Zone of Tanzania, some
parents have named their children after some of the terms used by mobile service...
Dogo mmoja amepata division one katika mtihani, akaenda kwa baba yake akamuuliza, "Hivi baba hizi akili zote nimepata toka kwa nani? Kwako au kwa mama?" Mzee akamjibu, "naona umechukua akili za...
A King had to leave his Kingdom for some business. He was afraid that his only Daughter would be taken advantage of by some of the Guards because she was a very deep sleeper. So before he left...
A woman was pregnant with triplets.
One day she goes into this bank as it was being held up. She gets shot 3 times in her stomach, but luckily she lives.
She goes to the doctor who tells...
A man and his son were talking about sex.
The son asked his father, "dad, what does a pussy look like?"
The dad asked him, "before or after sex?"
"Ummmm, before sex", the kid replied.
The...
Jamani hii miito mingine kwenye simu inatuponza..!!! Jamaa mmoja alikuwa anapata kinywaji sehemu, akaenda msalani akaacha simu kwenye meza aliyokuwa amekaa.
Ghafla simu yake ikaanza...
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