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Hebu ona huyu mama alivyoliwa na houseboy kizembe!!!! The husband and his wife were not on good terms. In fact, the wife was convinced that he was carrying on with the pretty housemaid, so she...
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Wana Jf, Mimi binafsi nakula mara mbili kwa siku asubuhi nakunywa uji wa Ulezi na Viazi au Mihogo, usiku napenda sana Ugali wa Muhogo na Samaki Kolekole, na chakula nachokimiss ni supu za...
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Mume karudi nyumbani akiwa njwii, maji yamemfika mpaka shingoni. Mke akamwuliza, Mume wangu mbona umelewa hivi, twende nionyeshe ulikuwa unakunywa wapi. Mume akampeleka kwenye baa ya mama muuza...
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Jetu na mume wake walipendana sana, walipenda kucheka,kucheza na kufanya kila aina ya mbwembwe ili mradi tu kila 1 anadhihlisha uwepo wake kwa mwenzake, Jetu baada ya muda alipata...
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sielewi kwa nini watu wengi wanapenda kuishi dar,lakini kwa jinsi navyoona hiyo nchi hata mikoani unaweza kuishi maisha mazuri, nimeona pale tunduma vijana wadogo wana fedha nyingi sana nafikiri...
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Habari wana JF, nafurahi kuwa nanyi hapa Waxn waxn jaman wenzangu , unakuta mtu anaondoka anaenda saloon kufaya waxn, Ananyolewa nyele mikononi , miguuni na hata sehemu za siri. Mtu unavua nguo...
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Hivi ikitokea siku moja mToto wako kwa bahati mbaya akakuona uko uchi na kukuuliza “ hivi baba hicho kinachoning’inia katikati ya mapaja yako utamjibuje? Basi kuna mtoto mmoja alimuona baba...
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Hatua aliochukua Lissu kwa anne makinda juu ya uendeshwaji wa bunge kwa jazba na itikadi ni sawa kwani kumekuwa n unyanyasaji sana kwa wakombozi wabunge w upinzani esp. Cdm hadi leo mch. Ka2kanwa...
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Do! Cdm ni vizuri kuwa waagalifu sana juu ya ujio w hao wageni kutoka GERMANY. Ila itakuw njema kam watakuw n nia n chama che2 iliyotayari kuchukua dola 2015 wacwaingilie kichwa kichwa.
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Nachukua fursa hii kutangaza rasmi kuwa naacha kupiga ulabu AKA pombe kwani nimeona haina deal zaidi ya kuniweka karibu na kaburi.....btw ive seen most ya my relative wana suffer kwa magonjwa...
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Habari nilizozopata kisa cha Bi Clintoni kukataa kuonana naviongozi wa upinzani nchini hasa Chadema ni eti jinsi anavyofahamu hakuna upinzani wa kweli nchini isipokuwa waganga njaa....hapa...
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A lady boards a Matatu bus carrying her baby, seats next to a man, she starts to breastfeed the baby. The baby refuses to suckle, she yelled at the baby"ebu nyonya ama nimpatie huyu uncle ako...
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:happy::happy: Hello TANMO, We at JamiiForums would like to wish you a happy birthday today! It's a special day in your life and NOT just a year older, but a year better! Wishing you all the...
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Huyu mzee namzimikia. Daima hakuna kuchelewa. Mtu anaweza kutimiza malengo na ndoto zake bila ya kujali umri. Kitu kimoja ambacho ni hakika ni pale aliposema "siku hizi watoto wetu hatuwafunzi...
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nasikia usingizi jamani, nataka lala pia. So usiku mwema warembo/wadau!
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PakaJimmy PakaJimmy huyu mwenzetu anayeitwa PakaJimmy anayependa sana kuifokea laptop, alikuwa na pacha wake PakaMweusi, sijui amepotelea wapi PakaMweupe ambaye alielewana sana na PakaJimmy...
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A mortician was working late one night. He examined the body of Mr. John, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. John had the...
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Una ndoo mbili,A na B.Ndoo A ina lita mbili za vinegar na ndoo B ina lita mbili za maji.Chukua lita moja ya vinegar kutoka ndoo A kisha changanya na lita mbili za maji katika ndoo B.Changanya...
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One day, John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector. When Tommy, their 11 year old son returned home from school passed...
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Hii ni mahususi kwa wauguzi/wakunga/watoa huduma za afya/ n.k waliosoma Ndolage Nursing School.. Hiki chuo kilikuwa na mandhari mazuri sana ya kusoma na kujifunza na kufanya majaribio kwa...
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