popiexo
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- Oct 26, 2010
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A mortician was working late one night.
He examined the body of
He examined the body of
Mr. John, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery.
John had the largest private part he had ever seen!
'I'm sorry Mr. John,' the mortician commented, 'I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part.
It must be saved for posterity.'
So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home.
'I have something to show
you won't believe,' he said to his wife, opening his briefcase.
'My God!' the wife exclaimed,
'John is dead!'
John had the largest private part he had ever seen!
'I'm sorry Mr. John,' the mortician commented, 'I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part.
It must be saved for posterity.'
So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home.
'I have something to show
you won't believe,' he said to his wife, opening his briefcase.
'My God!' the wife exclaimed,
'John is dead!'
