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Nimetokea kumpenda rafiki yake na mpenzi wangu wa zamani wa sekondari ambaye nimekutana naye chuo tofauti na huyo ex-girlfriend wangu.
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Msomaji wetu mmoja ametuandikia na kutuuliza swali ambalo limetuwia gumu kidogo kulijibu.Anasema, hivi karibuni alipokuwa nchini Tanzania(anaishi ughaibuni) alikuwa akisikia sana msemo wa mitaani...
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Hawa wanachuo wamezuiliwa kuvaa suruali kutokana na na sababu wanazozijua wao uongozi,ila majuzi nimetembelea pale yaani nguo (vimini) zinazovaliwa,mi naona bora suruali.
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Vichaa kutoka asylum moja wanapelekwa nchi jirani kwa ndege kucheza mechi ya kirafiki na vichaa wenzao huko.
Kwenye ndege hakukaliki,mara huyu kamrushia mwenzie mpira,mara huyu ka inflate life...
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Ukijumlisha miaka yako, mfano 19 na digit mbili za mwisho za mwaka uliozaliwa 1992 jibu litakuwa 111, basi hivi ndivyo ilivyo kwa watu wote mwaka huu, jibu lazima liwe 111, au 11 au 1. Hii ina...
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kimsingi nimependezwa sana na kila mmoja wenu waliochangia mada yangu,nimefurahi sana kwa asilimia kubwa kuniponda na kutoa maneno yaliojaa kejeli matusi na dharau tele,nchi hii ni ya demokrasia...
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Just click the link. There will appear a curious clock which doesn't loose a second!
http://www.asriran.com/files/fa/news/1389/8/16/155486_922.swf
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Doctor; u look soo weak & exhausted! Are taking ur meals 3times a day as I advised? Lady; I thought 3 males a day.
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Crappy Story
There once was a nonconformist bird that decided not to fly south for the winter. He said "I've had enough of this flying south every winter, I'll just stay right here on this farm...
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Kwako Mhe. Rais
Salamu nyingi sana zikufikie popote pale ulipo. Nasema popote pale ulipo kwani sijui nifikishe salamu hizi hapo magogoni au tayari umeshaelekea safarini. Tuyaache hayo nakuombea...
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Zingatia Haya!
Kumpata mwenza au mke au mume ambaye utaishi naye maisha yako yaliyobaki hapa duniani ni jambo la msingi sana katika maisha ya binadamu.
Na kwa kupenda wenyewe hupelekana hadi...
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once upon a time a guy asked a gal "will you marry me?" and the gal said no then the gal was free to go partei with her friends,had clean house,rarely cried or yelled,did not get fat, never...
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Ku-act ni kuigiza.
Leo hii tuna waigizaji wengi sana nchini, na mabo machache yanafanyika kiukweli.
Tuanze na Mkuu wetu wa Nchi-Presidaa
Acting Presidaa daima yuko safarini, ana act kuwa presidaa...
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Mume anamwambia mkewe
"Niambie kitu kitakachonifurahisha na kuniudhi, alafu na mimi nitakwambia"
Mke akasema "una muhogo mtamu kuliko kaka zako wote"
jamaa akamwambia "yaani sina wa...
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Enzi za ukoloni mzungu mmoja alikuwa anapita chini ya mwembe, alipoangalia juu ya mwembe akakaona katoto kametanua miguu juu kwenye matawi mawili na jicho likatua kwenye kitengo. Kwakuwa kale...
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nimeipata hii leo nikiwa barabarani.. nimecheka , kama hujawahi kuisikia utaipenda..
ukiona vinaelea... viache viongelee, sio ridhiki yako..
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A man called at the hospital asking for his pregnant wife. Accidentally he called at the cricket stadium, the answers he was given, made him confused nearly dead:
Hello how is the condition...
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- I mean nipo njiani hapa kwenye Treni, ninatokea Boston kurudi New York City, njiani humu ninajionea Wazungu masikini, lakini nyumba zao ni safi, maeneo yao ni masafi, nyumba za mbao na mabati...
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Sijui kama ni jukwaa sahihi au lah!
Kwa wale wapenzi wa tamthilia ya Daniela ya chanel ten shost anaomba kujua jana imeendeleaje kwa summary, huu mgao wa umeme hauwak cku ya pili leo.
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