JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
wadau kesho siku ya ofisi, ktkt ya wiki j5.. Hebu punguzeni kuchati then tupumzike. Naitaji faraja toka kwa binti mmoja toka hapa jamvini, MMU! Hebu nichagulieni kifaa chakuendana nami (cheki avatar)!
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Kuna mchaga alienda kwenye mgahawa kupata msosi wa mchana alipoulizwa aletewe chakula gani? akasema minataka machalari(ndizi) kilipoletwa akaanza kufakamia haraka avikupita hata vijiko vitatu...
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1)Jamaa mmoja alikwenda hospitali akiwa anaumwa baada ya kupimwa na dokta akaambiwa anaumwa kiharusi jamaa akapata nafuu ghafla na kumpa dokta mkono akamwambia "ndo maana ninahamu sana ya kufunga...
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Nigerian man called his mom from the USA .
Man : Mom, I have AIDsoo.
Mother: My son I beg, I beg I begoo, don't come back homeoo!
Man : Why mom ?
Mother: If you come back...
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nataka tu kujua marital status ya mbunge wangu shupavu. Zitto Zuberi Kabwe.
amani kwenyu.
Nabii
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NATAMANI NGUMI ZIPIGWE BUNGENI,KUNA WABUNGE W MAGAMBA WANAONGEA UPUPU NINGEKUWA MJENGONI KWA KWELI NINGESHAWASHA MOTO 2015 MTAoNA NITAKAPOKUWA MJENGONI NITAWAFUNDISHA ADABU WEZI NA WANYANGANYI...
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Katika hali isiyo ya kawaida, washindi wa ubingwa wa futbol kwa watoto wa miaka 11, wameamua kukabidhi kombe kwa washindani wao ambao kwa kauli moja wamekubali kuwa washindani wao walistahiki...
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Ivi kwanini watu huo wanahangaika kuandaa sherehe kuubwa ya kuziliwa afu hawasemi wametimiza miaka mingapi?
Hofu yao ipo wapi? kama unaogopa kuonekana kikongwe, kwanini ufanye sherehe?
Ivi kama...
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Kitu gani kinawekwa mezani, kinakatwa, kinaliwa, kinarambwa/kinalambwa na kinakombwa lakini hakiingizwi mdomoni?
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Jamani wana jamvi habari za asubuhi?
natumaini hamjambo na mnaendeleza taifa ili tufikie miaka 100 ya uhuru tukiwa angalau mgao wa umeme umepungua ama kufikia siku 2 kwa week ama mwezi.
Leo...
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Mwalimu aliingia darasa la 3 na kuwataka wanafunzi wachore mti una ndege amekaa juu na akawapa muda wa dkk 10, zilipotimia dkk 10 mwl akapiga makofi kuashiria muda umekwisha, akazunguka kuangalia...
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HOME INTERNAL MEMO
FROM: Father
TO: ALL DEPENDANTS AND RELATIVES
CC: MOTHER
BCC: Girl friend
SUBJECT: FINANCIAL MELTDOWN/COST
CUTTING MEASURES FOR YOUR URGENT
ATTENTION.
1. Due to...
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Sijui kama hii imeshakuja hapa. Ikiwa tayari puuza.
Mama Sara ana watoto wanne wanne wote wasichana: Mnana, Mnene, Mnini na ....... (Taja jina la msichana wa nne).
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Kuna barua muhimu sana ya kijeshi inatakiwa kusafirishwa toka mji A kwendja mji B.mji A kuna kituo cha mafuta chenye mafuta ya kutosha lakini barabara nzima inayounga mji A na B hakuna kituo cha...
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teja alikuwa anvuta bangi,akasikia sauti ya ajabu akauliza wewe nani?akajibiwa ni mimi izrael mtoa roho!teja akajibu:"dah umenistua kishenzi mwana,mi nilijua polisi"
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Kijana wa Uru (Moshi) aliyekuwa pickpocket mzuri tu mjini Moshi aakaamua kubadili kazi na kuwa Jambazi wa kutmia silaha.
Muda si muda akakamtwa kwenye tukio na wananchi wenye hasira kali wakampa...
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Kuna barua muhimu ya kijeshi inabidi ipelekwe mji B kutoka mji A.Kati ya mji A na mji B hakuna kituo cha mafuta.Gari iliyopo ikijazwa 'full tank',ina uwezo kusafiri nusu ya umbali kati ya A na...
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A lady sat on my LAPTOP, I laid her on my DESKTOP to RAM my HARDWARE into her SOFTWARE!
After lots of INPUTS and OUTPUTS, I finally DOWNLOADED. Now I'm a FLOPPY DICK!
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Jamaa alikolewa na ganja maeneo ya Kibaha, akaendesha gari kwa speed kubwa sana, akiwa njiani akawasha redio ikasadifu ni BBC idhaa ya kiswahili ikisema HAPA NI LONDON, basi jamaa akajisifu "...
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