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HOME INTERNAL MEMO
FROM: Father
TO: ALL DEPENDANTS AND RELATIVES
CC: MOTHER
BCC: Girl friend
SUBJECT: FINANCIAL MELTDOWN/COST
CUTTING MEASURES FOR YOUR URGENT
ATTENTION.
1. Due to the current economic situation, all domestic rules and regulations
have been revised as below and under no circumstance is any violation
going to be accepted.
2. The Kitchen and all pantries are declared Restricted Zones, Entry
and/or passage shall require express permission from myself upon
submission of written request.
3. Breakfast is banned. This matter cannot be discussed!
Such food items as rice, chicken, butter, jam, eggs, bread and milk
are Restricted, Anyone intending to eat any of such foodstuffs must
write to me in triplicate, with three days notice, giving
justifications backed by a qualified dietician report as supportive
documentation.
4. Watering with hoses is banned. Further, only food-giving
plants shall be watered. No lawns or flowers shall receive water For
internal decoration, only plastic and dry- flower arrangements shall
be permitted.
5. Bathing in the morning is limited to 5 litres of water per
day per person while bathing in the evening is banned unless there are
medical reasons.
6. Bathing in the morning is limited to 5 litres of water per
day per person while bathing in the evening is banned unless there are
medical reasons.
7. All security lights should be removed with immediate effect.
8. All dependants shall abide by an all- night guard-duty
roster I shall make available shortly.
9. No dependant shall entertain friends indoors, far less
attempt to offer food, drinks or even music, Those who want their
guests to listen to music shall sing for them
10. No one is allowed to talk to officials from police, Council
or Court Bailiffs; doing so shall carry an instantaneous penalty of
ejection from The House
11. Anybody who breaks a glass, furniture or any other property
in The House, shall immediately have to seek temporary employment
somewhere to earn money to replace such broken item(s).
12. All visitors intending to spend a night/ week or more shall
apply in triplicate and give two months notice, with an endorsement
from their town Mayor, Village Headman or Church Priest, giving
convincing reasons why they can't stay at their homes. Failure to do
this shall result in their being turned away, at the gate, upon
arrival.
THESE RULES ARE BINDING AND NOT SUBJECT
TO ANY DISCUSSION WHATSOEVER!!!,
:A S 114::A S 114::A S 114::A S 114::A S 114::A S 114::A S 114::A S 114::A S 114:
 
HOME INTERNAL MEMO FROM: Father TO: ALL DEPENDANTS AND RELATIVES CC: MOTHER BCC: Girl friend SUBJECT: FINANCIAL MELTDOWN/COST CUTTING MEASURES FOR YOUR URGENT ATTENTION. 1. Due to the current economic situation, all domestic rules and regulations have been revised as below and under no circumstance is any violation going to be accepted. 2. The Kitchen and all pantries are declared Restricted Zones, Entry and/or passage shall require express permission from myself upon submission of written request. 3. Breakfast is banned. This matter cannot be discussed! Such food items as rice, chicken, butter, jam, eggs, bread and milk are Restricted, Anyone intending to eat any of such foodstuffs must write to me in triplicate, with three days notice, giving justifications backed by a qualified dietician report as supportive documentation. 4. Watering with hoses is banned. Further, only food-giving plants shall be watered. No lawns or flowers shall receive water For internal decoration, only plastic and dry- flower arrangements shall be permitted. 5. Bathing in the morning is limited to 5 litres of water per day per person while bathing in the evening is banned unless there are medical reasons. 6. Bathing in the morning is limited to 5 litres of water per day per person while bathing in the evening is banned unless there are medical reasons. 7. All security lights should be removed with immediate effect. 8. All dependants shall abide by an all- night guard-duty roster I shall make available shortly. 9. No dependant shall entertain friends indoors, far less attempt to offer food, drinks or even music, Those who want their guests to listen to music shall sing for them 10. No one is allowed to talk to officials from police, Council or Court Bailiffs; doing so shall carry an instantaneous penalty of ejection from The House 11. Anybody who breaks a glass, furniture or any other property in The House, shall immediately have to seek temporary employment somewhere to earn money to replace such broken item(s). 12. All visitors intending to spend a night/ week or more shall apply in triplicate and give two months notice, with an endorsement from their town Mayor, Village Headman or Church Priest, giving convincing reasons why they can't stay at their homes. Failure to do this shall result in their being turned away, at the gate, upon arrival. THESE RULES ARE BINDING AND NOT SUBJECT TO ANY DISCUSSION WHATSOEVER!!!,:A S 114::A S 114::A S 114::A S 114::A S 114::A S 114::A S 114::A S 114::A S 114:
Mi lyk it!kweli dingi kafulia,na-dedicate wimbo wa dingi by man dojo&domokaya na raba mtakazovaa familia nzima ni DH yaani dingi hana uwezo!
 
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