JF Chit-Chats

General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
A teacher asks her class if anyone can use the word fascinate in a sentence. Brian raises his hand and says, "The sky is fascinating." The teacher says, "No that's fascinating." Jennifer raises...
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Nakumbuka ahadi....ahadi za mdingi.... kwamba atatoa ajira milioni kwamba tatizo la stima litakua la historia Sasa nimeanza kukua.....na hivi ndivyo ninavyoelewa maana ya ahadi ya mdingi Atatoa...
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An American on having several pints of lager , was getting intoxicated. Then, there entered an asian man with east asian complexion. The East asian sits next to the American. Then for introduction...
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Home alarm system can effectively protect your home away from intrusion and potential break-ins. There are many types of home alarm system in the market, choose the correct one is most important...
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Credit: Nathan Mpangala
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hello wanajamii wa tzee. Naomba mnisaidie walau kujua wilaya ya mpanda na sifa zake. Nimepata kazi huko thoo sijaripot bado. Thanx
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Why Do White People Love Touching Black People’s Hair? If you are a Black with a natural hairstyle and living Ughaibuni, it may not be too uncommon that your hair will be fondled by a curious...
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King'asti JF Senior Expert Member Nimeshtushwa na mabadiliko haya bibie...kwa hiyo ndo leo unanitangazia vita home? Nimekukosea nini love? Please, wanajamvi nisaidieni kufanya pledge...
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Title yahusika saana. Nakumbuka utamaduni wa kukutana wana JF uliasisiwa DSM na jembe Geof au Teamo, week end ilikuwa ikifika MMU karibu wote walikuwa wanakutana na kutafuna mbavu za vitoweo...
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Bibi mmoja alikua ana deposit pesa nyingi benki kiasi kwamba meneja wa benki aliamua kwenda kumtembelea maana alikua ni mmoja kati ya wateja waliokuwa na deposits kubwa, alipofika nyumbani kwa...
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A man was walking across a bridge one day and he saw another man standing on the edge, about to jump off and commit suicide. He immediately ran over and said “Stop! Don’t do it!” “Why shouldn’t...
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Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up
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Raia mmoja alikuja TZ kwa nia yakujifunza kiswahili na baada yakuitimu ikifika siku yakuondoka akasindikizwa na wenyeji wake mpaka airport wakati wakiagana wale wenyeji wake wakamwambia hebu...
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Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his crotch. The dentist says, "Madam, I believe you've got a hold of my privates." The woman...
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A modern Islamic couple, preparing for a religious wedding meets with their Mullah for counseling. The Mullah asks if they have any last questions before they leave. The man asks We realize its...
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Ni maana ya ndembendembe,ni kwa wote au nyanyapaa?
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A flight attendant was transferring flights of a queue of people whose plane had been cancelled. Suddenly a man pushed to the front of the line and angrily said 'I need to be on the next flight...
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A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young...
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A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went to...
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Two elderly ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued...
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