Pengine huyu baba ni katika viongpozi watakaochukua muda kusahaulika kwa kuweka jiji letu gizan
jana nilikuw akwenye sherehe sasa ilipofika saa tatu nahisi ile mambo yetu ikawa zamu yao watu...
Africa must not fight Africa! Nadhan hii ndio kauli mbiu ndani ya baraza la usalama la umoja wa Africa, kutokana na yale yanayotokea africa huku baraza hilo likiwa limekaa kmya likisubiri maamuz...
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Death came to a guy and said,my friend, today is your day". The guy said, "but I am not ready". Death said, "well you are next on my list"...
Kwako mh ndungai
kwa mheshima na taadhima ninaomba kujua kesho anatoka nani huko bungeni najua ni mbinu endelevu lakini ukiwa kama ndugu wa karibu ukijitayarisha.
kwa aibu ya kesho kwenye...
Its realy FUN!! Take you phone, switch it to Vibrate mode then put it into water, after there call from siting room, surely your phone will start swiming.
Man is filling up at a local bar and sees a sign behind the counter that reads, Any man who can beat the Big Three Wins Free Drinks For A Year. Wondering what the big three are, he asks the...
John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told John that he was stopped because his tail light was burned out. John said...
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"
She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the...
A 3rd grade child was doing his math homework and he was saying 3+2 son of a bitch is 5... 4+3 son of bitch is 7, well his mother was near by and over heard his dirty language ... she came in and...
Siku moja zero alivamiwa na vibaka wakamtaka atoe pesa yote aliyonayo.Zero alikataa kutoa pesa.Wale vibaka wakaamua kutumia nguvu lakini zero alipambana nao kiume.Baada ya kumjeruhi sana hatimaye...
Kila ninapoangalia vikao vya Bunge vinavyoendelea naishia kumbuka Baba mpendwa Mh. Sitta alivyokuwa mahiri katika kuungoza mhimili muhimu wa nchi. Kwangu mimi alikuwa baba mwenye kuijua vizuri...
on the final make up of the subjected article; Intending to showcase administrative decisive gape which posses an obvious output of Mheshimiwa Lowassa. Mnyonge mnyongeni..........Comming soon!
HERI MBUNGE WANGU ANAYETOLEWA BUNGENI KWA KUTETEA MASLAHI YA TAIFA KULIKO WA KWAKO ANAYESINZIA BUNGENI KAMA wasira, samwel sitta , ANAYETAPIKA kama mrema na KUSUBIRI POSHO ZAO;
"JK NI...
I, the penis,
hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor
I work at great depths
I plunge head first into everything I do
I do not get weekends off or public...
The male teacher in a girls' school asked the science class: "Who can tell me what organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual sizewhen stimulated? Mary, can you tell me?"
Mary blushed...
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