JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
BAR vs BRA ..
1. Both words have the same letters
2. Both are drinking zones
3. Both have restricted timing for opening & closing
4. More importantly, both makes men crazy when open...
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Daugher: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree. Mother: Stupid! He wdnted to see ur panty. Daughter: I am clever i din't wear any of them.
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Jamaa alkuwa ndani ya daladala, tumbo likaanza kumsumbua coz ya gesi.Jamaa akaona bora ajambe kwa kufuata biti la mziki. Jamaa kweli kajamba kufuata biti na tumbo lka2lia.Alipokuwa akishuka...
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Nilisikia mlevi mmoja anampa maelekezo Muhudumu aliyekuwa kashika vinywaji kadhaa tayari kwa kuwahudumia wateja!
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Kama ni sahihi je idadi ya matundu mwilini mwa he na she ipo sawa?
Kama si sahihi
a. je nani ana matundu mengi zaidi?
b. taja jina la tundu ambalo limeleta utofauti huo na kazi ya tundu hilo.
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Mama mmoja mcha Mungu alikuwa na jirani yake mwenye roho mbaya kupita kiasi, siku moja akafungulia mabata yake ili yakajitafutie chakula. Bahati mbaya yakaenda kwa jirani yake, jirani kuyaona...
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Denti mmoja msichana mapepe wa chuo aliingia ofisini kwa Profesa akiwa kavalia kiuchokozi chokozi.
Mazungumzo yalikuwa hivi:
Denti: Mambo Profe?
Profesa: (Hakujibu bali aliuliza) Unasemaje?
Denti...
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Na Richard Bukos
Blandina Chagula Johari, mdada anayetengeneza mkate wa kila siku kupitia Tasnia ya Filamu Bongo, amenaswa akiwa kwenye mazingira tata, saa 9:18 usiku, Jumapili iliyopita...
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It is all about our horrible transport system in Tanzania. It did not start today some of you might believe. It started in 1970s although the problems used to be periodic - when secondary schools...
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Eti kati ya Mswaki na Toilet Paper nani anafanya kazi ngumu?
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Nani anabishaaaa??!Girls are like an internet virus...They enter ur life,scan ur poket,transfer ur money,editur mind,download their problems,delete ur smiles and hang u forever!...
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Near the main gate of Muhimbili National Hospital behind NMB bank there is a salon called LICE HAIR AND BEAUTY SALOON,my question is would you JF ladies patronise a place with such a name ? it is...
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Yawa nyikwa Ramogi Ajwang' ma jo Kanyanam udhi nade? An to adhi maber ahinya!
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Habari wana JF
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Poleni na hongereni kwa saumu (kwa wafungaji
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na pia mlolongo wa kazi na majukumu
Back to topic
Hapo hapo ulipo keti/jiegesha/jilaza/simama/
jiachia or whatever
Please...
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mazungumzo haya ya konda na dereva wake utata mtupu
Dereva:mwana...vp umesimamisha?
Konda:ndio suka...kuna hawa wadada wawili.....
Dereva:waambie wajitahidi kichwa kiingie
konda:mmoja anasema...
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An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger said, " I'm Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player, the Lakers need me, I can't...
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From Yahoo friends.
Najua imewahi kutoka hapa, lakini wengine hawakuiona na labda leo imeletwa kwa ladha tofauti.
Guys
Be careful when listening to "American" preachers with professional...
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Eti nani JF ndiye mchokozi sana kuzidi wenzake?
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A husband and his wife agreed that anytime they want to have sex they will call it a PHONE CALL so that their kids wont realise.One day the husband sent his son to tell his mummy that he want to...
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