naughty parrots.

[fundiaminy]

A lady approaches her priest and
says, “Father, I have a problem. I
have two female talking parrots,
but they only know how to say
one thing.”
“What do they say?” the priest
inquires.
“They only know how to say, ‘Hi,
we’re prostitutes. Want to have
some fun?’”
“That’s terrible,” the priest
exclaims, “but I have a solution
to your problem. Bring your two
female parrots over to my house,
and I will put them with my two
male talking parrots whom I
taught to pray and read the bible.
My parrots will teach your
parrots to stop saying that
terrible phrase, and your female
parrots will learn to praise and
worship.”
“Thank you!” the woman
responds.
The next day, the woman brings
her female parrots to the priest’s
house. His two male parrots are
holding rosary beads and
praying in their cage. The lady
puts her two female parrots in
with the male parrots, and the
female parrots say, “Hi, we’re
prostitutes, want to have some
fun?”
One male parrot looks at the
other male parrot and exclaims,
“Put the beads away. Our prayers
have been answered!

 

[JACADUOGO2.]

Inaweza ikawa kweli eeh..?