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Catholic coffee morning in rome

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by popiexo, Aug 18, 2011.

  1. popiexo

    popiexo JF-Expert Member

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    Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman
    were having coffee in St. Peters Square .

    The first Catholic man tells his friends,

    "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room,
    everyone calls him 'Father'."

    The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop.

    When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."

    The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal.

    When he enters a room everyone bows their head
    and says 'Your Eminence'."

    The fourth Catholic man says very proudly,

    "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room
    people call him 'Your Holiness'."

    Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence,

    The four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
    She proudly replies, "I have a daughter,
    , TALL, 38D BREAST, 24" WAIST and 34" HIPS

    When she walks into a room, people say,

    "Oh My God."
  2. The only

    The only JF-Expert Member

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    here by i certify this post as the best of the week ,this certificate is issued without alteration
  3. C

    CHUAKACHARA JF-Expert Member

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    I concur.
  4. wilbald

    wilbald JF-Expert Member

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    Where is your stamp & signature if you really certified this to be the best of week comic.