Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Chill]

This is not rural Tanganyika. This is Dar is slum where pupils learn under trees! 😂😂😂
Alafu Kuna kilaza yupo Nairobi anapiga picha za takataka barabarani kule Donholm akishangiliwa na vilaza wenzake

View: https://x.com/HecheJohn/status/1811388036279615696?t=zRq531m2K9lFcWnz8bpSpA&s=19

🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏hizi zisave tutatumia baadae 🤣🤣👏👏👏...

 

[Chill]

This guy thinks he knows how to use X than others. He posts these negative Tweets from Kenya thinking the same can't be done about Tanzania. Huwa naamua tu kunyamaza but I can silence him in minutes if I decide to

🤣🤣sasa ukizupata zisave tu mahali, alafu ucheze chini, hilo zeruzeru likitaka kuleta tena kichwa, piga kabisa! hadi litamani kurudi kwao yemen to its original home🤣👏

 

[Chill]

cant you see hizi roads ziko under-construction?

🤭ni kweli, hata mimi naona ziko under construction🤣👏. Watu wangu njooni muone mfano wa roads under construction kule Newyork city,the only the city in Afica with BRT!🤭🤣🤣🤣🙌...

 

[Mpwimbe]

🤭ni kweli, hata mimi naona ziko under construction🤣👏. Watu wangu njooni muone mfano wa roads under construction kule Newyork city,the only the city in Afica with BRT!🤭🤣🤣🤣🙌...View attachment 3474410View attachment 3474411View attachment 3474412

Badala ya kuweka vipicha vya mita 2, wwkeni video

 

[concordile 101]

alidhani vile tumetulia ni weakness. kumbe niku avoid hio upumbavu wake tuna avoid but tukiamua we hit below the belt! ni kinyesi hapa tutajaza kujaza! hizi ma thread. im sure washaanza kutu report😭🤣🤣.

Nadhani wewe ni mgeni humu 🤣🤣🤣🤣utulie usikimbie kama wenzako sasa

 

[concordile 101]

🤭ni kweli, hata mimi naona ziko under construction🤣👏. Watu wangu njooni muone mfano wa roads under construction kule Newyork city,the only the city in Afica with BRT!🤭🤣🤣🤣🙌...View attachment 3474410View attachment 3474411View attachment 3474412

Unaweza compare uchafu wa hapa na huu

View: https://www.tiktok.com/@devic_luv/video/7403771015052020998?_r=1&u_code=e97k0217fejbbi&preview_pb=0&sharer_language=en&_d=ekkjf96ki1migg&share_item_id=7403771015052020998&source=h5_m&timestamp=1758151285&user_id=7261239046692144134&sec_user_id=MS4wLjABAAAAm3MorOe7UF46Z0TcHW_gsmMKmznuwxMyX_rovbnI5wPVrZ0cmt8sj3mHNUe5Cefq&social_share_type=0&utm_source=copy&utm_campaign=client_share&utm_medium=android&share_iid=7514673448011974401&share_link_id=53de66b8-1611-4cfa-820f-48372dcff0a8&share_app_id=1233&ugbiz_name=MAIN&ug_btm=b6880%2Cb2878&link_reflow_popup_iteration_sharer=%7B%22click_empty_to_play%22%3A1%2C%22dynamic_cover%22%3A1%2C%22follow_to_play_duration%22%3A-1.0%2C%22profile_clickable%22%3A1%7D&enable_checksum=1

 

[concordile 101]

Nai

🤭ni kweli, hata mimi naona ziko under construction🤣👏. Watu wangu njooni muone mfano wa roads under construction kule Newyork city,the only the city in Afica with BRT!🤭🤣🤣🤣🙌...View attachment 3474410View attachment 3474411View attachment 3474412

Nairobi

View: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMADSyNwG/

 

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

clean capital city of singapore ya africa 😂😂



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Nyang'au Chill tayari anajiona anaishi Singapoor duh🤣

Cc: Mimi Wewe Yule

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

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Enjoy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌

Vita ya picha kunyan wenzako uwa wanaikimbia humu,utakua mgeni

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

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😂😂😂😂shika! Ingiza hii kwa matako ujihisi nafu😂😂🙌

Ww ni upinde

 

[The best 007]

Main sponsor wa KPL ashasema more matches should be broadcasted at KBC because Kenyans lack Azam decoders. The writing is on the wall.
View: https://x.com/pepeta_ke/status/1967970553089708080?t=HubXxKTyPrIR0KwR6nvezA&s=19

KBC hii hii ya analogy? wakenya mpo 100 yrs behind us aisee.

 

[The best 007]

In Dar es salaam? Donkeys zinatimika kubeba maji Dar?! 🤣🤣🤣
This is why I always call it a glorified fishing village

Mwambie aweke link, mbn hajaweka. Kwanza hao donkeys pekee kuwakuta Dar ni anasa, matajiri pekee ndiyo wana donkeys huku Dar na hawatembei hovyo road, Dar sio jiji la mifugo kama slum city mzee.

 

[The best 007]

KitisuruView attachment 3474041

Pembeni yake kuna ushuzi wa ma slums, bisha niongeze angle 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[The best 007]

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Huyo karudi tena na vipicha vyake since 2017, haki ya mama kenya nothing new 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[The best 007]

Hii nzuri sana,binafsi nachukia sana kuonyesha ligi ya ukunyan

Yani hawa ******* wangejua jinsi ninavyoombea Azam asitishe mkataba wa kudhamini ligi yao hata wasingeongea, mana kiukweli Azam kaenda kuwaamsha kwenye usingizi mzito, Azam aachane nao hawa mbwa.

 

[The best 007]

chini kwenye express ya mchina sehemu wanapita matajiri wa singapore ya africa 😂 juu kwenye flyover ya mchina wanapita maskini wa singapore


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Aisee hawa jamaa hawa, mwaka wa ngp huu wanashindwa kujenga hiyo road? Wanasubiri mchina awajengee aanze kubabua majority walalahoi wanaopita hapo chini 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[The best 007]

clean capital city of singapore ya africa 😂😂



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Ila kenya chafu jamaniii 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

 

[The best 007]

🤭🤭🤣🤣njooni muone, zeruzeru amewakaribisha pale Newyork city before atimuliwe arudishwe kwao yemen. Cheki BRT baby!🤣🤭🙌View attachment 3474298View attachment 3474300View attachment 3474301View attachment 3474302View attachment 3474303View attachment 3474305View attachment 3474306View attachment 3474308

Wewe ni kichaa wawapi? Huoni ujenzi unaendelea 👇👇🤣🤣🤣🤣

Alafu kuna mjinga ka like huku anaumia 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[The best 007]

Bongolala, vilaza wenzako have shared articles here mentioning Kibera's population at 2.5 million people.

Cha kushangaza ni kwamba, they are not consistent with figures. Kuna wenye wanasema 2 million, Kuna wa 2.5m, Kuna wa 1.5m na Kuna wa 700k people kama wewe hapa sasa. That begs the question; how many people are there in Kibera exactly? Do we settle on 2.5m, 2m, 1.5m or 700k? When someone wants to lie, they should at least choose one lie and stick with it throughout.

But do you want to know the truth? Kibera's population doesn't exceed 250k people.

Kwamba a place with 700k people iwe na wapiga kura 128,000 pekee? Tumia akili angalau kidogo View attachment 3474403

Kichaa wewe, hayo maelezo yako hayana mashiko. Wapiga kura siku zote ni wachache sn na mara nyingi huwa ni watu wa makamo ambao ni wachache, vijana wengi (90%) na watoto plus wazee huwa hawapigi kura. FYI, kibera now imeshatoka kwenye 2.5 mil, imesha triple kitambo that's why ndiyo slum likubwa zaidi duniani kwa sasa, kama unalia lia au nenda kaiondoe kule Google kama ulivyoahidi miaka 7 iliyopita.

 

[Nicxie]

Nai
Nairobi

View: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMADSyNwG/

Mafuriko? You want me to spam this thread with flood videos from Dar? Utalilia wapi Sasa?